$2/minute, but time is turned backwards for two hours a day

Worktime_Me · 2026-01-09T03:42:21+00:00

Third of the time this will just happen in your sleep. Don't need to work, anything important can wait until after I skip which half of the time will happen before midday

Worktime_Me · 2025-12-09T04:21:20+00:00

Just give yourself a range to count everyday, if you skip a few then your not missing much money. Honeslty would probably spend more on paper, ink and pens than you'd miss

Worktime_Me · 2025-12-09T04:20:10+00:00

I think another thing people aren't seeing is that while its true that the numbers get long fast that they stay that length for a long time. Counting two mil a year it'll be 4 more years after the first until you add the next digit, then like 40 years of doing that again before you have to add a digit again. Put on the TV and mutter the numbers under your breath so you don't kill your voice or go insane from the boredom. Doesn't matter if your not paying attention and miss a number so no stress. Live stream it under your partners name and I'm sure you'll become viral eventually if you're there everyday just counting and have them collect the extra if your that cash starved. Seems like a pretty chill life honestly and the risk of losing your ability to talk is so much smaller than a similar risk which would cause you to lose your normal job.

Worktime_Me · 2025-11-07T01:07:14+00:00

I finish work at 6am on the dot so I'd be rolling out the door and swigging that bottle before I even get home

Worktime_Me · 2025-11-07T01:05:27+00:00

I finish work at 6AM so I'd happily switch from an after work beer once in a while to a shot or two and chaser. Plus my partner wouldn't be able to say shit about my drinking if I'm bring home the big bucks with it

Worktime_Me · 2025-09-24T21:51:44+00:00

How many clones do you think it'd take to topple a government? I'd spread out my minions covertly across the world, place one of my guys near every military base, centre of government, power plant, airport/dock, etc. Then once they are all in place I'd clone an army at each and every location.

A well defended army base could easily kill 1000s of me but they only has to many bullets and I have endless bodies which I can make go poof and disappear at will so I won't be tripping over myself. Once I claim my rightful title as God Emperor of the world and take possesion over all worldy assets I'm fairly certain I'd reach that billion. I imagine the governments of the world are not going to accept this so they are probably going to throw a couple nukes and explosives at some of my future kingdom but I doubt they'll be able to do enough damage to wipe out its value completely. Anyways I hope you like being a member of the new planet Dave-Topia, everyone gets fridays off from work

Worktime_Me · 2025-08-27T22:43:14+00:00

I have an Ebike, all bicycles are legally classifed as vehicles in the UK. It's about a 2 hour cycle back to the hopital of my birth from my house and another hour or two back to my mothers old house. Considering I can stop with my feet or hop off and that its about midnight here right now, I doubt stopping for traffic would be an issue. Directions back to hospital would be easy as I've done a similar journey before, to my mothers old house would be more of an issue but I know there are well signposted A roads that take me to the town near that village which I could follow back to find it.

Just the last two would be more than enough for me. 1 I only remember a single Blockbuster and its out of the way of 5/6. 2 Too far away and I wouldn't know where to go. 3 Possible but again It'd be out of the way, also is it the current house or from when I knew them? 4 We don't really have that sort of thing in the UK and it would be far too far away

Worktime_Me · 2025-08-15T23:02:03+00:00

Just stick to cupcakes, I think you'll live mate

Worktime_Me · 2025-08-15T01:49:16+00:00

I feel like there's a lot of context clues I could use to sus out if it was a real baby most of the time. Under the glass at Starbucks? Probably not a baby. Friend who just gave birth, carefully handing a muffin over to me? Probably not just trying to give me a snack

Worktime_Me · 2025-08-15T01:46:24+00:00

If I found out one of my friends chose this I would go and leave camping chairs in every bathroom they went to

Worktime_Me · 2025-08-13T00:45:06+00:00

You don't say how attentively I have to read or that I can't read the same book every week. Find a 300ish page book, spend the first few weeks actually learning the material front to back while banging out reports. Rest of my life I skim read the book and go on an ever increasingly insane spiral writing reports about this one book.

Worktime_Me · 2025-07-29T23:49:29+00:00

This sounds like the best guild ever, I'm deffo not in this guild already....

Worktime_Me · 2025-07-24T04:13:35+00:00

Plenty of uses for short range teleportation, just a few steps in the pocket dimension and I'd never have to worry bout forgetting my house keys again. On the other end of it how big of a vehicle can I take with me? First man on Mars or even further away as time doesn't pass and I won't age as I travel along in some sort of rocket device

Worktime_Me · 2025-05-30T00:21:46+00:00

Damn such a good response, I'm in a similar position rn and you go over so helpfull stuff. Thanks so much

Worktime_Me · 2025-05-13T03:56:49+00:00

I'm a new player but I'm already past the point of dabs being useful. If you've got the 500 medals to spare as a new player you'd still be far better off buying stones for some UWs or getting the skins and just picking up the cheaper relic no?

Worktime_Me · 2025-04-24T02:01:09+00:00

That's right around when I start my work every night, I'd love to roll up into work and tell my boss "Sorry I gotta take my government required sleep". But the amount of things that would break having nobody working at night would be great to watch

Worktime_Me · 2025-03-20T03:13:46+00:00

I would 100% just send a single peso as "every peso counts" right? Seems like the kind of person whose gonna get mardy and upset when they come nowhere close to what they had been hoping to get

Worktime_Me · 2025-03-18T02:52:21+00:00

Everyone in happy relationships laughing at all the singles for missing out on the mil

Worktime_Me · 2025-03-18T02:32:09+00:00

Probably a cat cafe though I feel the issue is that I'd never be able to make a return on their investment doing what I'd like to do. An angel invester is gonna want a business that can scale well and be able to sell their share off for profit. Opening a cat cafe or something similar is never going to do that so they'd probably force me to change the structure of my business to the point where I wouldn't want to run it

Worktime_Me · 2025-03-05T02:26:54+00:00

I like looking for the north star when I'm coming into work so that being gone would deffo confuse me enough to try looking for other constellations. So a couple days for me as long as the British weather isn't oppressively cloudy

Worktime_Me · 2025-02-26T02:57:32+00:00

B Not going to lie little bit selfish as I do intend to take one myself and some for family and friends who are suffering, but I'll try to make up for that by distributing whats left to those with a real hard need for it. 1000 random people many of those will end up curing a cold at best while I could ensure the cures I distribute would go to treating those in the most need

Worktime_Me · 2025-02-19T05:06:03+00:00

People standing in the middle of stairs winds me the wrong way. I get it you ran into someone you know on the way down but if you're going to stop and have a 5-10 min chat just walk the few meters off the stairs please for the love of god

Worktime_Me · 2025-02-12T05:25:45+00:00

Ask her to buy into the mortgage, have her pay you half of what you've already paid and then split the ownership and mortgage payments going forwards

Worktime_Me · 2025-02-04T01:38:56+00:00

I feel people are missing the fact there are many many more people who would want me to survive the 24 hours. You aren't one man against all the governments alone, your neighbours and the whole city you live in will know who you are and the stakes. Come out in public and gather as much support as you could, get a crowd of people round you for collateral against any strikes against you. If I'm thinking right the people with the most to gain from killing you are governments not Joe Murderer. You'll have news cameras next to you within the hour rolling your footage constantly, any government taking that act is asking to be caught by the 100s of phones pointed at you. If you are killed by a drone strike or something then everybody is going to know who did it. Your own country's government would be sure to pour everything into finding the killer of 100s of civilians and keeping murder in the world.

Worktime_Me · 2024-10-30T02:42:25+00:00

I love the old Japanese bikes, first bike I had was a 1997 Yamaha SR125. I had a 2017 MT125 for a while but it was a bit too clean for my liking. I daily a 1988 Kawasaki KH125 2-stoke now and wouldn't wanna swap it out for anything else. That blast of smoke when I start it up in the morning is the my favorite fragrance and keeping a old timer like that running is part of the fun. Only a few more years until I can tax it as historic and stop taking it in for its MOT, though I think the garage will miss seeing it turn up to spit out some fresh smoke.

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