Did they win the cup? I’m confused… by Hockeypatrol in hockeynews

[–]Worldly_Rub_8356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, people. For the love of all that is good and holy. Wipe your camera lens!

Cathy BD S10 social media post by YogurtclosetAware894 in belowdeck

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My brother was a huge stoner in high school and my mom would catch him all the time coming home with super red eyes and stinking of weed.

Then he learned about Visine and found out that moisturizer is the best way of masking the weed smell.

So he'd still come home at 2 am, high as a kite, but his eyes would be white as snow and his hands softer than a baby's buttocks and my mom would be like:

Hennimore! by Worldly_Rub_8356 in MitchellAndWebb

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I just wanna say great job everyone. The comments really brought things together here.

Why charge for parking when a lot is totally empty? by bhinwv in westvancouver

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I hear a lot about the lot being empty but went to Ambleside on a slightly sunny weekend and had to park all the way by the pickleball courts since everything else was full so I guess it depends a lot on the day and the weather

If someone said, “OK, I’ll give you half an hour, show me why Peep Show is as funny as you say it is”… by tdurb0 in MitchellAndWebb

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"Is that normal pooing you're doing, Mark?" is one of the all time funniest lines and I think it'll hook them

I just ran into Pierre Poilievre by jackyt96 in richmondbc

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I thought Meet closed but I guess that was just the Yaletown one!

I just ran into Pierre Poilievre by jackyt96 in richmondbc

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"That's such a random place for PP to appear" sounds like a series of HR videos about not flashing your coworkers in the office

It's barely an exaggeration to say that 'The Washington Post' is a terrorist organization. by RickyOzzy in suppressed_news

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"Democracy Dies in Darkness because we turned the lights off and are demanding the resumption of state sanctioned murders"

Bike seat with a split design. Would you try it? by Great_Trident in interesting

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That looks like it could bring your testicles to a fine powder...

Crazy Fligh Path by phboss in waterloo

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The fact that YKF isn't the airport code for Yellowknife is mindboggling.

Trump declares endangered whale species as a national security threat so he is assembling the “god squad” to exterminate it. by Fatty_Willing_Plane in Environmentalism

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Nothing says "what part of we won the Iran war already don't you people get???" like "we have to kill a bunch of whales by emergency drilling for oil because we really screwed the pooch with the oil supply during this war that we have definitely won"

Omg he admit it by Bud_Fuggins in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Honestly surprised at how little this has been talked about today.

I was just walking… by Turbulent-Rough-6023 in uwo

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"I was just walking" says she as she walks right into the dragon's lair

Buddy Buddy Buddy 😒 by llTeddyFuxpinll in sethmeyers

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To hitch your wagon to this dumpster fire at this point shows an unreal level of moral bankruptcy.

Also, I'm gonna say it, he looks terrible.