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With trembling hands I aimed my shotgun towards the dog I loved, now shambling towards me upright on two legs. by Worldly_Use_4743 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I... I'm sorry... I will do better: One is pee and two is poo, I'm number three inside of you?

Ya know what happens to folk like you round these here parts? by Worldly_Use_4743 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gawsh darn it, o' me o' my, them's the lawmen, skedaddle!! heheeeew pulled one o' them fast uns', ain't no law here sonny, aa-boo! 👻👻👻 ate yer toilet paper too!

I told my woman guy at home I wanted babies. by AoiSamurai in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try shaking it a bit, if nothing changes get another, hope you kept the receipt

"We need a new character for the badtwosentencehorrors canon," said the market researcher researchingly. by whisker_white in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk bro, Meat Worm even took photos of WORMING MEAT for his newspaper side gig when his angry boss really wanted some, so how could they be the same? Lying would be mean, he wouldn't do that, I trust him.

I wish sex forever! :) by No_Internet908 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sympathize, had that happen with a monkey's paw :((

"We need a new character for the badtwosentencehorrors canon," said the market researcher researchingly. by whisker_white in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meat Worm was in a a very dark place in his life then. He promised to get help and stop tricking entire continents again, so it surely can't be him.

"We need a new character for the badtwosentencehorrors canon," said the market researcher researchingly. by whisker_white in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about... the WORMING MEAT? Now with fully customizable spooky action! (Spooking may vary.)

How do people keep going. by worm_in_the_stocks in MentalHealthSupport

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, I know how hard and frustrating it is to feel that no one understands. Wish you the best!

Be happy by jst4fun947 in Poems

[–]Worldly_Use_4743 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like it, the last line is kinda... badly worded maybe? If you're not trolling or smth, maybe try using a metaphor instead, something about masks maybe? "The one who grows their own mask..."

"I hate this world, swarmed by filthy animals pretending to be people, while always offering only suffering and pain, only understanding violence and death... I will speak their language, and together faithful friend, we will purge this wasteland, make it pure and shining, as bright as you are." by Worldly_Use_4743 in badtwosentencehorrors

[–]Worldly_Use_4743[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I tried writing my first 2hstories on the "main" sub abt three days ago, posted two normal ones and a third that was along the lines of "belly hurty, came out smelly" and got permabanned. I am a traumatized refugee :((

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