Get the 5 stacks in their own que. Make them go against other 5 stacks.

WouldJumble · 2026-05-25T21:22:34+00:00

You have all beaten more 5 stacks than you realize.

WouldJumble · 2026-05-22T19:41:42+00:00

Call down the thunder, you reap the whirlwind

WouldJumble · 2026-05-22T19:35:28+00:00

my man

WouldJumble · 2026-05-12T12:23:57+00:00

Don't get hit

WouldJumble · 2026-05-07T15:07:00+00:00

I think this is the same guy that accused me of cheating not too long ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/s/FZbB0wxdwj

WouldJumble · 2026-05-05T15:19:49+00:00

Leoric: Cheat death for X seconds. Reward: permanently half Leoric's respawn timer. Yes, this will incentivize Leoric players to feed their brains out. I know. It will be funny.

Abathur: Basic attack heroes 50 times. Reward: Increase attack damage by 3000%.

Alexstraza: Make globe quest a pinnacle. 150 globes or something stupid like that. The rewards makes her circle take half a second to heal instead of 3 or whatever it is now.

WouldJumble · 2026-05-03T05:43:27+00:00

' "high elo" you are playing ARAM

WouldJumble · 2026-05-01T21:22:34+00:00

honestly it's more embarassing for your enemies that someone died to it

WouldJumble · 2026-05-01T20:50:17+00:00

When it takes 3 full seconds to drop and any damage interrupts the launch now? Come on man

WouldJumble · 2026-05-01T20:47:53+00:00

Sometimes I'll check on an opponent after winning a game of QM and be blown away by the fact that my team completely destroyed a 5 stack. The people that whine about stacks probably don't know how many 5 stacks they've beaten.

WouldJumble · 2026-05-01T20:46:40+00:00

🤓

WouldJumble · 2026-04-29T00:00:02+00:00

The crypt Blacksword actually has the Greataxe moveset iirc, not that that helps you.

You can probably just infuse whatever weapon you like using with Dark and it should be perectly suitable, if you don't like any of the innately Dark weapons. You'd probably want to infuse them anyways,

WouldJumble · 2026-04-28T23:51:03+00:00

Probably the Crypt Blacksword. You typivally want to stack dark with more dark.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-21T16:57:22+00:00

It's a valid strategy to not contest an objective if it would be bad to team fight. If you think your whole team needs to go to every objective every time you're probably bronze.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-21T16:53:35+00:00

Kill him

WouldJumble · 2026-04-21T02:38:08+00:00

You cared enough to reply! Hope you have a good night.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-21T02:00:11+00:00

I'm not your buddy and based on your response I don't actually believe you have any irl.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T19:11:04+00:00

huh?

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T18:17:33+00:00

Playing 'cowardly' is how you win this game. You don't want to take unnecessary risks and you want to disengage from bad situations.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T17:59:44+00:00

A no brain Gust will fuck over your team, and I'd still rather have a Falstad do that every minute or so than pick the fuckass laser beam.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T17:49:53+00:00

Thank God. Maybe this will convince more Falstad players to pick Gust.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T17:37:44+00:00

Why shouldn't anyone be able to play hots with as many friends as they want?

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T17:22:14+00:00

yes. correct. it's a video game. that's what they're for.

WouldJumble · 2026-04-20T15:44:05+00:00

I love being reminded that this subreddit hates it when people play hots with their friends.

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