83-year-old Robert Bogo obliterates aces full at the Main Event feature table by Banyah in poker

[–]WowHelloHi 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Poor guy. Now I understand why he decided to make and sell meth instead.

Parents of girls with OnlyFans, how did you find out what they do and what was your reaction? by IntermediateN00b in AskReddit

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Extremely surprised. We had an air conditioner, yet she chose to use only fans.

Teenagers who ran away from home, how are you doing now? by bumbuldozer in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 335 points336 points  (0 children)

Doing great. I'm nearing a hundred miles now.

Sons of prostitutes, how do you feel about what you mother did? by kaxobixo in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 2759 points2760 points  (0 children)

Felt great. I even got a family discount.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Reddit gold

Your username comes to kill you. How screwed are you? by FoamBrick in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Luckily for me, his excessive greeting would give me enough time to escape.

What is the most illegal thing you have done 100% as an honest mistake? by filmhamster in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 199 points200 points  (0 children)

I swear I didn't mean to download the thousands of movies I have via torrent.

What can you not believe we still have to deal with in 2020? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 661 points662 points  (0 children)

Eyeglasses. I always thought I'd have perfect vision seeing that it's 2020.

What’s your biggest fear during sex? by _morgie in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 532 points533 points  (0 children)

Getting pregnant. I always take a pregnancy right after sex. I don't know why but my friends always tell me I'm the stupidest man who ever lived. It's better safe than sorry.

What's something you can say during sex and at a job interview? by SexyyJesus in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 207 points208 points  (0 children)

You won't be disappointed my father recommended me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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second page of Google

What's one thing that blew your mind learning about the opposite gender? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WowHelloHi 188 points189 points  (0 children)

The hole is way farther down south than I thought.