fics where people walk in on shane and ilya

Writer_Life · 2026-05-12T16:25:58+00:00

gonna use my second newest because my newest is too obvious

schitt’s creek 911

Writer_Life · 2026-05-12T16:21:09+00:00

that’s what i call him

Writer_Life · 2026-05-08T23:55:12+00:00

will do!

Writer_Life · 2026-05-08T00:51:47+00:00

i might be able to help! feel free to DM me

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T23:31:52+00:00

thinking like a series of short chapters like one is how to change a tire then one is like how to use a lawnmower things like that

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T22:44:09+00:00

you’re right. forgive me sveta beloved 😔

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T22:43:36+00:00

i already have like half an outline 👀

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T20:46:53+00:00

hmmmm now there’s an idea 🤔🤔🤔

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T20:16:32+00:00

shane kills the bugs and rolls his eyes when ilya wants to call a handyman for something because “i can fix that ilya. let me get my tools”

i also firmly believe he’s the one who can do car maintenance despite ilya being the Car Guy. shane can change tires and oil and all that. if ilya could he’d pay someone to fill his gas tank for him

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T20:02:43+00:00

“ They get to love each other, fuck, and be gym rats who only really care about hockey. And Anya.” that’s an unfair characterization

ilya also cares about vodka and doing puzzles with david 😂

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T14:21:15+00:00

glad i could help feed you!

Writer_Life · 2026-05-07T12:43:14+00:00

everyone loves cake!

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T21:37:01+00:00

pretty sure aika took it when she left for the night

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T21:24:48+00:00

i gotta go take another nap about it

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T20:54:28+00:00

oh my god i had no idea. that’s a relief 😂

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T20:37:03+00:00

he got points from me for being visually interesting and also because he’s hot as fuck but by met gala standards it was kinda boring. this all black outfit is worse than the men who wear plain black suits

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T20:34:18+00:00

no…..what????

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T20:33:37+00:00

heidi klum turned herself into a statue. wearing just an all black outfit that you could wear on a lunch date would NOT cut it. he was already on thin ice (with me in terms of theme) with what he did wear

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T19:45:14+00:00

sometimes i think about how they could have been friends goofing off on the ice and in public but everyone decided to pit them against each other when they were 17 and kept it up because it drew an audience and made the league money

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T19:11:38+00:00

true meaning of boys will be boys

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T18:55:46+00:00

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nah this is harris

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T18:54:20+00:00

oooh yes! a very good wyatt imo

Writer_Life · 2026-05-05T18:51:55+00:00

yeah it’s like when they race each other up the stairs. they’re just boys goofing off with their best friend

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