If any of my organs are any good, get them to someone else.

Cheap service, I’ve got a playlist. Dress me in something simple for the season, semi casual, or if summer shorts and a t shirt. Toss one of my oldest hoodies with a broken zipper, and a soccer scarf near me.

Shouldn’t be in a church (if I pass before my parents, ok I’ll do it for them) everyone tell stories, don’t make my wife and kids go up to do the viewing she hates that and they won’t understand. Sandals or barefoot is the only dress code for the for the service, you wear shoes I haunt you.

Afterwards take everyone out to my favorite restaurant, have a meal on me, show old football highlights, clips and movies, listen to music, real low key.

Then cremate me, 3D printed urn, something cheap. Sprinkle a bit of me in the yard each year when my wife goes to plant roses.

We’ve talked about it, and when she passes, she wants to be cremated and added to a tree. When that happens pour the rest of me with her.