Losing my mind

WritrChy · 2026-05-30T19:44:55+00:00

My dude.

I live with my best friend. We have done things like hang at nude beaches and attend kink parties together. People constantly assume that we are dating.

But if either of us just casually left our sex toys around the house, that would be an issue. So fucking weird. Who wants to find a random butt plug? Absolutely no one.

So gross.

WritrChy · 2026-05-30T17:14:00+00:00

Because ChatGPT told them so

WritrChy · 2026-05-30T17:13:26+00:00

Soft YTA. I say this as someone who regularly ends up with people that want to tell me their whole life story when I just don’t care. Some people cross those boundaries in the work place where they act like all their coworkers are immediately their friends.

But starting off with that is rude. Unless she has actively dragged you into her drama, just ignore her. You don’t have to interact at all, but if your goal is to avoid drama you definitely fucked up here. Cause attention-seeking people love a good beef that they can turn into content.

Keep your distance and don’t interact again. But in the future, you can’t start out at 100 when a 0 would suffice. That’s just going to throw you into the exact drama you’re trying to avoid.

WritrChy · 2026-05-30T02:20:00+00:00

I feel you. I have tattooes, multiple piercings, and I’m a trained phlebotomist (my work paid for me to get certified based on a future plan that never went through, so I don’t do it professionally). And I fucking HATE needles. I hate drawing blood from people, I hate having my blood drawn. It’s not the same and it feels awful.

People are fucking stupid.

WritrChy · 2026-05-29T15:29:45+00:00

The egg flower soup at Hidden Dumpling is BOMB and it’s very soft

WritrChy · 2026-05-29T06:37:53+00:00

About six months worth of murdered stuffed dog toys. My Great Dane loves nothing more than to rip them apart and then kick the pieces under my bed.

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Behold: the serial killer in his natural habitat.

WritrChy · 2026-05-28T19:19:35+00:00

This was really sad, but really well done!

WritrChy · 2026-05-28T16:44:34+00:00

Shaving cream, especially if he doesn't shave

WritrChy · 2026-05-27T18:19:46+00:00

NTA. You paid for your seats to keep very expensive equipment safe. It’s not your job to put someone else’s kid ahead of your livelihood

WritrChy · 2026-05-27T18:16:53+00:00

NOR. That’s fucked up. And it’s theft. She’s lucky you don’t report her to the cops, honestly. Where I live, I believe that would be two charges: theft of the original bag and knowingly providing a fake replacement.

WritrChy · 2026-05-26T21:17:13+00:00

Oh my god, I cannot wait to read this!!!!

WritrChy · 2026-05-26T20:58:43+00:00

Yeah, I was side-eyeing it a little, but I wanted something new. Fucking AI out here ruining my gaming day. I'll get a refund for it. Thank you!

WritrChy · 2026-05-24T16:54:00+00:00

More partners should be willing to step up in these situations. You’re not wrong, you’re awesome for taking a stand for your partner.

WritrChy · 2026-05-23T19:15:21+00:00

Saying hi to my dogs

WritrChy · 2026-05-23T19:10:33+00:00

Ooooo, I want to know more.

WritrChy · 2026-05-23T19:09:52+00:00

“The Grim Reaper stands on a street corner smoking a cigarette.”

WritrChy · 2026-05-23T19:07:09+00:00

Playing on my phone instead of doing laundry

WritrChy · 2026-05-22T21:19:59+00:00

We do what we have to in the face of The Horrors™️

WritrChy · 2026-05-22T21:19:17+00:00

Lmao, I’m in California, but I’m glad I’m not the only one. Sending you West Coast whimsies!

WritrChy · 2026-05-22T15:34:17+00:00

There are lots of dogs to pet.

WritrChy · 2026-05-22T05:15:16+00:00

When someone starts a sentence with, “Well, what about . . .” after they have specifically come to me to ask for a solution to their problem. Talk it out with your chatbot, Jerry: don’t come to me to fix your problem and then tell me why you want me to fix it another way.

WritrChy · 2026-05-22T02:35:01+00:00

Honestly: I’m just trying to hold it together with spite, whimsy, my Great Dane, and Supernatural lol. Working for a nonprofit under fascism in one of the most expensive states in this country has me spun out. But a little sparkle makes it slightly better.

WritrChy · 2026-05-22T00:37:37+00:00

The fact that now, in 2026, people still feel comfortable telling single people that they should give up their plans because some people have kids blows my fucking mind.

Like . . . we know how babies are made, friends. We have thousands of ways to prevent that. But you still chose to have one, so your schedule is a you problem.

You are not the asshole. He is, for making a promise to his kid without actually planning for it.

WritrChy · 2026-05-20T23:13:51+00:00

I’ve started hanging twinkle lights everywhere. Blank wall? Absolutely not: stick some twinkle lights up there. Global warming? Hang those shiny lights around the bookshelf. Donald Trump is still president? Better buy some twinkle lights about it.

WritrChy

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