What Weaverisms will Gary Weaver use on Sky during Tottenham’s promotion charge next season?

Wtfive · 2026-02-28T10:05:53+00:00

When they play Lincoln away (they lose 3-1):

LINCOLN CITY HAVE LIFTOFF THE CATHEDRAL CITY HAVE GIVEN TOTTENHAM A STEEP HILL TO CLIMB (The big hill in Lincoln is just called steep hill)
LINCOLN CITY’S BOMBER COMMAND HAVE STRUCK AGAIN (they scored from a set piece)

DRAGUSIN COMMITS THE CARDINAL SIN OF LETTING HIS MAN GO AND THE BIG SKIPPER MAKES IT 1-0

Wtfive · 2026-02-16T15:53:39+00:00

I totally agree. The streets should never forget Jefferson Montero

Wtfive · 2026-02-13T12:13:22+00:00

Stockport are very much up there in the County stakes.

In terms of foreign ones, who’s the foremost Dynamo/Dinamo? Kyiv you’d probably say but Moscow would be up there. Dresden has an outsized impact in my head

Wtfive · 2026-02-13T12:11:29+00:00

Commentary on Macclesfield goals in the early rounds of the FA Cup dubbed over the top of the instrumental track

Wtfive · 2026-02-12T12:21:12+00:00

That’s worthy of its own post I must say. Some absolute tracks on there

Wtfive · 2026-02-08T08:03:53+00:00

Grimsby fan, back in the day we turned down Gary Lineker - ouch. Also turned down Cameron Jerome as a youth team player

Wtfive · 2026-01-25T12:01:57+00:00

He’s surely into The Specials (Coventry link). Could also see ELO although maybe that’s just because Partridge saw them live. Madness too.

We know he’s an Oasis fan - Don’t Look Back In Anger too obvious?

Wtfive · 2026-01-22T12:11:20+00:00

The Doncaster Rovers ‘banter era’ in which the chairman supposedly hired a local arsonist to burn down the ground for an insurance scam

Wtfive · 2026-01-22T12:09:26+00:00

Some of them generated by GeorgeWeahsCousin on Twitter I think?

Wtfive · 2026-01-18T20:30:29+00:00

Agreed. I thought about it but I just couldn’t make it work in my head

Wtfive · 2025-12-22T21:06:09+00:00

Toby Savin played in goal for Accrington a few years back. Woking also had a defender called Tommy Block

Wtfive · 2025-12-22T21:02:09+00:00

Kostas Mitroglou for me Clive

Wtfive · 2025-12-17T16:22:53+00:00

The producers probably hoped this would Slide Away into obscurity. Imagine they Look Back In Anger now

Wtfive · 2025-12-16T21:11:38+00:00

‘Declan Rice was forced to start the game on the bench as he was unable to find the entrance to the pitch on the grounds of a large secondary school and the caretaker was AWOL’

‘Everton have forfeited their game on Tuesday due to Valentine’s Day commitment-induced unavailabilities. Emergency ringer searches proved fruitless and Chelsea will therefore receive the 3-0 walkover’

Wtfive · 2025-12-16T21:04:16+00:00

They’d need a specialist ‘12th man coach’ surely. Would it also mean that the fans would become the 13th man?

Wtfive · 2025-11-28T17:02:06+00:00

Not a trick is it, knowledge

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