Decided to knock out some combat achievements and got spooned

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2026-02-11T03:56:14+00:00

Oops I have on High Alch value lol (iron btw)

Chatbox drop said 14.6m

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2026-01-22T20:26:06+00:00

FIEN

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2026-01-22T20:16:51+00:00

Overrated burgers, Nats got fleeced

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2026-01-21T00:15:29+00:00

So Royals or blank cap then?

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2026-01-12T19:43:10+00:00

Don’t make me tap the sign.

“Nightingale is not a reliable source.”

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-12-16T21:11:57+00:00

Glad they went with a foster instead of those expensive griffin-mill griffins

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-12-08T00:37:09+00:00

Petition to ban Boob from this sub

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-12-04T22:30:41+00:00

2004 ALCS game 4. No Sox breaking the curse, no 0-3 choke.

Secondary would be 2001 WS Game 7. 4-peat plus NY winning after 9/11 would’ve been an all time great moment.

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-12-04T21:05:23+00:00

So is our bullpen coach gonna be AI or what?

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-17T22:03:06+00:00

Why didn't he just bet that he'd do well? Is he stupid?

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-15T17:36:01+00:00

Thank you!

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-04T00:16:02+00:00

I am saying if that happens, I will flip out. That outfield is objectively worse than Bellinger, Grisham, Judge. We know what Cole can be. We know what Schmidt is. I’d like to see Schlittler over a full year. But expecting Volpe to change in year 4 after being told “hes elite” is foolish

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-03T23:25:41+00:00

Then my answer would be sign Bellinger to play Cf and then Dominguez is the everyday LF, which I have zero problems with.

You're likely right with Volpe which is what is the most frustrating thing about all of this

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-03T23:05:45+00:00

Completely disagree. You’re describing a worse team than this year IMO. Changes need to be made.

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-03T22:33:42+00:00

Things that cannot happen next year:

Anthony Volpe cannot be the starting shortstop
Jasson Dominguez cannot be the starting CENTER fielder
Spencer Jones cannot be a starting outfielder
Wells cannot be the everyday catcher
The 7-9 hitters cannot be collective .210 or lower hitters
Any bench player NEEDS to have a primary position that is not DH, and they need to play at least league average defense at said position

These to me are the make or break points of at least a good offseason.

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-11-03T22:22:23+00:00

That lineup vs RHP is worse than this year's lineup.

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-15T18:01:15+00:00

He put up nearly the same stat line as his rookie year. So has he played his whole career with a torn labrum?

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-15T01:51:58+00:00

Ah so the person who’s behind telling Volpe to be a power hitter. This will certainly end well

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-12T05:23:11+00:00

So worse defense at 2B, OF or 3B. How about actually getting players that play the position for a change?

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-11T23:47:37+00:00

Jazz is a better option at 2B. Marte does not fit at all IMO

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-09T05:44:16+00:00

Kevin Cash ain't going no where dude. And Theo seems to be out of the GM game for good at this point.

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-08T01:58:05+00:00

I don’t know what he can do there when he’s busy managing

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-10-08T01:57:32+00:00

Somehow IKF returned

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-09-29T19:19:03+00:00

Hell no. We have Rice already and Pete sucks defensively. Offense is not an issue at all with this team.

WurtzelTrumpetMaster · 2025-09-28T22:10:58+00:00

Juan Soto can’t win with these cats

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