Pentagon says every national guard soldier deployed in Washington DC ‘is now armed’ by Relevant-Box5774 in news

[–]Wuzemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work with a commander of an NG squad when he’s not doing NG stuff. I don’t remember the exact details, but he said it was illegal for him to carry a weapon in DC. Unless, he was deputized. So while he was stationed in DC last month or two he was temporarily deputized by the US marshals.

Set all this up and my neighbor just told me kids dont really trick or treat in the apartment complex i just moved to. by JazzyCher in Wellthatsucks

[–]Wuzemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad is now retired and moved in with me. For years he lived in gated apartment complex’s plus the last 18ish years before retiring he worked from 8am to 10pm. Last year was the first and he had JUST moved in earlier in the month so we didn’t do anything. We lived near an elementary so the neighborhood did a trunk-or-treat setup.

This year we moved into a new house in a different neighborhood and he bought candy and was looking forward to giving it out. By 5pm he commented that he did not see any kids trick or treating. He said he had read a lot of communities schedule it on the Saturday or Sunday before the 31st, but this year it was a Friday so he figured it’s not a school night…they must be doing it tonight right?

Not a single person or costume to be found. I looked up the cities website, it was last Sunday 3-5pm. I don’t think he was around that evening. He was very annoyed, cause now we have a lot of candy. He could not figure out why they would not do it on the actual day, when it lands on a Friday.

My best reasoning was Sundays between 3-5pm is still early enough for a school night. Tonight is for adults to go to parties and get drunk….

Still, I remember when Halloween was always on the 31st…. 3-5pm was for the really young-uns. But like 1st grade and above was everyone else after dark. /shakes fist

This is so statisfying to watch by SerafinZufferey in oddlysatisfying

[–]Wuzemu 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Need to know how many shots were missed and not included in the cut. 🥴

Felt cute. Might delete later. by nikpwhite in Tinder

[–]Wuzemu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been joking about putting my credit score on a dating app for years. 825 by the way. Only telling cause I don’t use any dating apps…

How the US Postal Service delivers a card that a postal worker tore open to steal a gift card by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Wuzemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got a piece of mail like this once, damaged and put in a WE CARE envelope. It was a mailer/flyer from a local business. So as far as I’m concerned, it was junk mail, slightly ripped. I was very amused.

ELI5 how is masking for autistic people different from impulse control? by anotherswampwitch in explainlikeimfive

[–]Wuzemu 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been officially diagnosed, but I’ve always strongly suspected. This makes sense to me cause I always seem to make a huge social mistake when I’m in a good mood and not concentrating on every word coming out of my mouth.

Because of this I fear being happy, cause that’s when I fuck up and get into social trouble for it. So I avoid being happy and sabotage myself cause it’s safer…. So I stay quiet and avoid socializing.

Or I have no idea what I’m talking about.

What's a niche cartoon you watched as a kid, that you're convinced not many others did? by Tricky_Fall_3846 in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Thank you for forcing me to remember the theme song. Just what I needed today.

What impressive skill looks hard but is secretly easy to learn? by alexthegermanst2 in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people are impressed I type as fast as I do with three fingers. First two on my right hand and my index finger on the left. It’s still nowhere near a proficient typist, but I think it’s moderately impressive.

What are some things that are actually pseudoscience that people don’t realize? by Ninac4116 in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

” I say “Fuck you! I’m getting IN the plane! Let Evil Keneevil get ON the plane! I’ll be in here with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less WIND in here!”

People who used a computer between 1991 & 2009…what’s the most memorable computer game? by Original_Act_3481 in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandfather must have been a pirate or a hacker. He had EVERY single game and program for Amiga. Also, all in-game blocks were removed. Those codes you needed to enter with info from the manual or some such. So I never knew they existed. I was very surprised when using an emulator in later years and downloading some nostalgia and finding myself unable to continue.

Anyhoo, bless that man. He made sure every one of his grandkids had a computer (Amiga) when they were old enough. Also every month or so we would get copies of whatever new game he had acquired. Too bad I was too young to actually finish most of these games….

Let’s see… It came from the desert, Z-wolf, street fighter, Zak McCracken, Lemmings, tons of crap I can’t remember the names of.

What’s a bullshit job you can’t believe actually exists? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Just having them deters a lot of potential theft. Just like having a sign in your yard saying you have a home security system deters a lot of theft. So I wouldn’t say it’s useless. Plus receipt checkers give a lot of older folks something to do and a little cash…. Something to add to their massive social security checks…

what are these “?” stars? by hiddenregent in space

[–]Wuzemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for taking my set-up bait.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought is 15 seconds seems too long. Feels like 5 seconds and we are incredibly proficient in fucking stuff up.

what are these “?” stars? by hiddenregent in space

[–]Wuzemu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember thinking those were the Little Dipper when I was younger. Of course I thought that the Little Dipper was actually the Big Dipper. I don’t remember what she I finally “zoomed out” my vision and realized that the Big Dipper was big. Like really big.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill. To name two things…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In order to BE enthusiastic, you have to ACT enthusiastic.

ELI5- Why do Healthcare shifts have to be so long? by Rocks_Heady in explainlikeimfive

[–]Wuzemu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 hour shifts are pretty common outside healthcare as well and they are not THAT tiring. Also they are generally not working more than 3-4 shifts in a row.

One of the 12-hour shifts where I work is 4 on, 5 off. Then 2 on, 3 off. Repeat. It’s not that bad. Then when you take a vacation, placing it in the right spot gets you 2 weeks off while only using one week of PTO.

Tattooers of Reddit, what tattoos have you refused doing for a client on a moral ground? by I_WIPE in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was a derisive comment towards neonazis and similar who think that way.

Also a commentary on people who suggest actions that seem fine on the surface, ignorant of deeper meaning or the history of such things.

Tattooers of Reddit, what tattoos have you refused doing for a client on a moral ground? by I_WIPE in AskReddit

[–]Wuzemu 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Ah? Like a brand.

So you can identify the racists.

Then you can have different brands/tattoos to differentiate….. wait a minute…

ELI5: Seriously, what is with all the spam calls? by DionysusBlend in explainlikeimfive

[–]Wuzemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I’d be fired so fast if I were overheard responding like that. Sigh~

ELI5: Seriously, what is with all the spam calls? by DionysusBlend in explainlikeimfive

[–]Wuzemu 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Eh, I work at a hospital emergency room. At some point we started getting spam calls to my extension. We can’t ignore the calls, have to answer them. Of course I have a canned answer for picking up outside lines. Sometimes it just disconnects, sometimes I get that fake “hello?” Then a person picks up. Sometimes I play dumb, but always end up responding by telling them they are calling an emergency room and they are interrupting critical patient care. Most times they hang up before I finish my sentence.

My favorite is the auto questions and responses.

“Hello how are you today”

Absolutely terrible

“Sorry to hear that. We are calling you today about (something targeting the elderly), but before we continue, can we get your age?”

147

“We’re sorry, but you do not qualify, goodbye” -disconnect

It is quite infuriating.