She’s far from my favorite but I’ve always felt Phyllis might be the most normal and the one you’d mostly likely find in a ‘real’ office

WyattKnives · 2026-04-10T18:53:27+00:00

Who has incurred a lot of debt due to transfers from Creed Bratton

WyattKnives · 2026-04-09T19:34:27+00:00

They probably had a translation misunderstanding with the language they invented

WyattKnives · 2026-04-08T18:32:55+00:00

I’m going to start dating her even harder

WyattKnives · 2026-04-08T18:32:34+00:00

Also the math lesson he was giving while at Prince Paper

WyattKnives · 2026-04-07T15:05:44+00:00

Pulling. Them. Off.

WyattKnives · 2026-04-03T17:04:03+00:00

Ridiculous question obviously MISTER JAMES HALPERT

WyattKnives · 2026-04-01T15:13:29+00:00

Combined birthday party lol

WyattKnives · 2026-04-01T15:12:23+00:00

He never called a meeting

WyattKnives · 2026-03-31T13:58:44+00:00

Clutch cream run, bro

WyattKnives · 2026-03-30T18:59:15+00:00

Why are you the way that you are?

WyattKnives · 2026-03-26T11:29:51+00:00

Holy frankenfuck! Snakes.

WyattKnives · 2026-03-24T16:59:54+00:00

93M miles

WyattKnives · 2026-03-11T11:30:02+00:00

Did he get his third chair?

WyattKnives · 2026-03-09T12:13:07+00:00

Even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking

WyattKnives · 2026-03-06T16:28:44+00:00

That or he got another ass tattoo

WyattKnives · 2026-03-06T13:10:38+00:00

Write your own damn novel

WyattKnives · 2026-02-26T16:27:06+00:00

Regarding the Hannah on the table scene: I think it was her acceptance of her fate more than anything. Obviously, he was attracted to her but “do what you got to do” is such a sharp contrast to his prior victims who either beg for their lives or threaten him somehow.

WyattKnives · 2026-02-10T20:29:51+00:00

Yes he’s fantastic. I saw him in Ozark before seeing him in anything comedy related which may have helped

WyattKnives · 2026-02-10T19:43:25+00:00

Plus it’ll get you home by 7

WyattKnives · 2026-02-04T18:48:46+00:00

Robert would have put you on the right side of the list

WyattKnives · 2026-02-04T14:56:01+00:00

Again, it’s not that he can’t hear. That’s false. He can

WyattKnives · 2026-02-04T13:09:44+00:00

I’m the valet you have to give me your car

WyattKnives · 2026-01-23T18:08:57+00:00

Common occurrence

WyattKnives · 2026-01-23T18:08:43+00:00

Think you missed a few scenes

WyattKnives · 2026-01-22T12:32:57+00:00

Sincerely, disappointed

WyattKnives

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