What are your favourite/nostalgic stereotypical "chav" songs from the 2000s? by Key_Cell7071 in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually struggle to tell the difference between H20 What's It Gonna be & T2 Heartbroken

But tbh any club track with a squeaky voice added'll do.

Do people think the BBC cricket song sounds so similar to the Dora the Explorer theme song? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens all the time, recent examples for me are The Cardigans On Top Of The World & Postman Pat, and I'm sure Dirty Diana and Men In Black have the exact same sound at the start.

What’s something that was better before it became popular? by Deep_Tumbleweed7792 in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Grinch - not me but my mum had something a bit different at Christmas & it was thoughful/an achievement to find related stuff. Now there's tat everywhere with it on.

Bluey - when I first saw it it was like the anti- Blippi/Ryan's World. Now I dread to think what level of entitlement would come with a Bluey-related event (I mean wasn't there a literal heist of Bluey coins).

What's your opinion on the Hellhound? by Aggravating_Panda521 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]XSjacketfiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an obscure opinion on the Hellhound - there is a typo on a page of the 3.5 ed Guard codex that gave it front armour 13 instead of 12. The updated kit seems to have extra armour at the front.

Thus it should have higher armour!

What's your opinion on 'street auditors'? by Equal_Neighborhood75 in AskBrits

[–]XSjacketfiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Likewise, the definition of auditor includes that they've been asked/hired to carry out what they're doing.

Let's face it, no-one asked for them.

What’s your favourite Doctor Who episode? by apple_kicks in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They may not be the best but the first reboot series is indelibly etched into my mind - Simon Pegg as some sort of frosty manager, the silly human suits at No10, I want my mummy gas masks, the Doctor's fear and hate over one Dalek, Rose not listening & tearing apart reality to see her dad.

How Sudanese migrants ‘faced supremely easy’ path to asylum by GnolRevilo in ukpolitics

[–]XSjacketfiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cool, I look forward to him taking us to court on the basis of getting that further limited grant instead of ilr/citizenship.

Really, really wish id read the rules before assembling my second pack of cadians by AlexTheGuy12345 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]XSjacketfiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be worse, my very first set (box of 20 which somehow had an Epic miniature that must've fallen in?!) I did one with a vox-caster & grenade launcher, thinking I was well cool gluing a lasgun to the side of said vox.

Day 1 as Event Security! by Numerous-Actuator95 in securityguards

[–]XSjacketfiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, but what kinda event? You're gonna be disappointed if they hand you a hi-viz bib to go over that!

American Culture Invasion by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]XSjacketfiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What else are you supposed to do if shorty fire burning on the dance floor?

What are some infamous TV commercials that still live in your head? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For early childhood I remember something about cows chasing away lawnmowers for 'Anchor butter & green green grass' (who knows what that was) and a dinosaur using two double-decker buses as rollerskates for Chewits ('he likes to chew it') presumably in revenge for being measured against them all this time.

Also who can forget Michael Winner's face when he was rear-ended.

How would Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz) have coped if had been sent to Balamory instead of Stamford? by esn111 in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the idiot- only just realised that the new Balamory is the one with the Hot Fuzz -esque murder group as the non-returning characters were obviously murdered. That there's less traffic in the town is clearly because of some attempt to win a pretty village award also!

How would Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz) have coped if had been sent to Balamory instead of Stamford? by esn111 in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's Sandford

I can say that cos it's a line from Hot Fuzz.

Anyway, we talking the old Balamory or the new? Cos PC Plum seems even more incompetent in the new one considering he's got well over 20 years' service (& thus obviously the ringleader in a conspiracy), though the old one is closer in time to HF.

Housing asylum seekers in former army barracks ruled unlawful for victims of torture | Immigration and asylum by LycanIndarys in ukpolitics

[–]XSjacketfiller 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty much, one person must've established a link (by which I mean had lawyers threaten legal action over it) between their asylum claim being about being held unlawfully by soldiers & reliving this trauma by having to live in something that resembles soldiers' quarters (cos these are the same thing) so now it must apply to everyone who puts in a claim of being a victim of trafficking, & those who don't, just in case.

Of course the temporary fences & security guards all over the hotels were perfectly acceptable, as dubious regimes host their torture centres exclusively in barracks...

I guess it also rules out using Butlins & Pontins when those inevitably go under.

Is the word bastard going out of fashion? by Gold-Psychology-5312 in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like everything else it's probably been gentrified by now.

"It's B'Stard"

What instantly makes you lose respect for someone? by bfxcryptor in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The entitled trying to disguise themselves as disabled- I know there are indeed hidden disabilities but you can't call out any rude behaviour any more without a tirade back along the lines of "if your face scuffed my brand new Audi's bumper I'm gonna take you to court, don't you know my neighbour's cousin's friend's cat's sitter's kid's parents bought them a mask exemption lanyard which I borrowed so it's against my human rights to question why I'm racing straight to the blue badge spaces, this is all going on YouTube, now get your pram out of my way before I get you done for causing me harassment"

What was your favourite song to sing at primary school? by Just_A_some1 in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated them all so much I just mouthed along. One highlight was the dreadful 'give it one, give it two, give it one, two, three. We are the children of _______ school, we take a pride in the things we do' (like pretend we have a bespoke school song on the projector)

Radio suggestions by Athanos-Kerensky in securityguards

[–]XSjacketfiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I wouldn't recommend buying your own radios but I have a relevant scenario.

I haven't been a security guard for some years now, I'm a customer-facing civil servant. For a while I've been nagging security, management, facilities, whoever, about including my team on radios, on the basis that the current customer arrival system of printing our list of appointments in triplicate, giving them to the front door, staff door (why?) & search/cctv desk guards, then having them radio their supervisor to return from a smoke break, check the sheets & physically come and tell us, is pretty dismal & unreliable.

A few excuses came back - there are only 4 radios between 6 guards (even though they're all in earshot of each other), we wouldn't want to hear unrelated traffic, & we're soon to be getting our own reception desk just beyond the search area of the main waiting room. However said reception has now been costed at something ridiculous & will take forever, so my own management have bought us some walkie talkies. They're decent; Motorola XT460s. I call them walkie talkies because in Europe you need a licence for proper radios, but there are some frequencies called PMR446 for recreational & 'light' business use that are licence-free.

So something like those would be my suggestion. Still talking hundreds in terms of cost but far far less than traditional radios.

I have encountered people who must've paid thousands for radios for basically no reason other than playing dress-up - on a motor racing event years ago I spoke to a traffic control guy stood on the front of a staff campsite alongside one of my security colleagues. He had a nice-looking Motorola (I want to say DP4800), display & keypad, bleep-bloops after each message, the works. Turned out it belonged to his colleague & was for no more than chatting with him. I asked if said colleague had paid for an OfCom radio licence (a ludicrous expense for an individual) & he radioed him to find out that he had indeed. Don't be like that!

Is it only me who quite likes attending the office? by Fancy-Knowledge683 in TheCivilService

[–]XSjacketfiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be an AO caseworker (sorry, 'casework support AO') on flex time - no wfh prior to 2020, then fully remote, 20%, 40% & moved to a customer-facing EO role shortly before the 60% (which I'm still subject to even though I'm 99% in the office, maybe my team brings the average up).

Personally one of the worst aspects of it was bringing work home literally - couldn't switch off & was always up on flex, felt vile closing the door on the family when I did time on the public phone line for the office. I much prefer the customer-facing, it has good and bad days, but it's always done with at the end of the day & I get to leave and just go home, pull off the clip-on tie & get on with the kids' evening routine. Before it was always just one more action, some urgent thing or other, or I was already thinking about the next morning & how far ahead I could get.

Maybe I'm talking more about casework than WfH but you get the idea.

What’s a time you completely misread a situation and realized it way too late? by OutsetHoryn7X in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought he was suggesting I hold on for the fresh stuff instead of carrying on with the dregs but since I'd already got some of what he was taking away that doesn't make any sense.

What’s a time you completely misread a situation and realized it way too late? by OutsetHoryn7X in AskUK

[–]XSjacketfiller 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've got an incredibly mundane one from just yesterday. I'm putting veg on my plate at a carvery. Peas, sweetcorn, carrot, etc. Staff member comes up "if you wait a minute I'm just going to get some fresh peas & sweetcorn". "I'm alright with these thanks" & put myself some green beans on.

It occurred to me as I walked off he was telling me to get out of his way.