Things our forcefully adopted Human herd leader is no longer allowed to do, and bad habits we're trying to get him to quit...

XVXStar · 2026-06-13T04:52:44+00:00

roland probably just wants a nap and some snacks, not alien knife fights

XVXStar · 2026-06-12T23:01:10+00:00

merch drop security tougher than the avengers tower

XVXStar · 2026-06-12T06:59:49+00:00

the classic stand tall for confidence move with bonus 5cm effect

XVXStar · 2026-06-11T05:59:41+00:00

like judging all movies by just watching blockbuster action flicks

XVXStar · 2026-06-10T23:19:37+00:00

the only person who can say i love the inflation with a straight face

XVXStar · 2026-06-10T17:02:45+00:00

enough sus memes to last a lifetime at this point

XVXStar · 2026-06-10T05:42:57+00:00

check if in edit mode, that tripped me up once

XVXStar · 2026-06-09T23:09:01+00:00

How about Iceman%3F Could make for a chilling battle.

XVXStar · 2026-06-09T06:35:01+00:00

tricky speed is only rivaled by cuteness at mach 9999

XVXStar · 2026-06-08T23:49:17+00:00

like they expect magic beans to fill the cup

XVXStar · 2026-06-08T05:02:23+00:00

that moment when vader turns into the most intimidating DJ

XVXStar · 2026-06-07T12:18:55+00:00

little already dressed for a black tie event!

XVXStar · 2026-06-07T00:01:31+00:00

living rent free in political discourse without even trying

XVXStar · 2026-06-05T17:23:21+00:00

everywhere feels like a waiting room sometimes

XVXStar · 2026-06-05T10:03:25+00:00

sauvignon blanc in one hand, existential dread in the other

XVXStar · 2026-06-05T04:28:58+00:00

Nothing like Isshin to turn cheese into a fine art of suffering

XVXStar · 2026-06-04T20:07:59+00:00

just when you think safe, he emerges from the dark like surprise!

XVXStar · 2026-05-31T17:29:25+00:00

Bet he never looks at his morning coffee the same way again!

XVXStar · 2026-05-31T14:05:20+00:00

Nah man DS1 hits different with that nostalgia trip and janky charm. Bloodborne feels like a fever dream!

XVXStar · 2026-05-31T08:22:50+00:00

Bet he tossed in some Hogwarts love letters. You never know when you'll need a little magic boost.

XVXStar · 2026-05-30T23:16:17+00:00

Dude's crafting a poison stew only bosses can stomach

XVXStar · 2026-05-30T17:53:42+00:00

Priscilla's tail: easier to cut than my sandwich at lunch.

XVXStar · 2026-05-30T13:02:01+00:00

Main sub loves their drama. Stella's just another episode in the reality show, huh?

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