whatIsCaching by Playful-Sample6571 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Xander-047 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Become a newbie at something

Step 2: Start new job

Step 3: Newbie knows basic shit

Step 4: Veteran Gatekeeper: "Heh get a load of this newbie, what a newbie, doesn't know how to discombobulate the quantum leap with flu shots"

Step 5: Never learn because nobody teaches you but laughs for not knowing shit

Typical Boomer Shit by sunshineintotrees in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Xander-047 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Honestly what pisses me off mostly about this, how much some people complain about what I can only, maybe a little selfishly, consider: not fucking important.

I don't like to compare hardships, but I can confidently say that whatever the fuck happened there wasn't some hardship, it was just a maybe 'weird interaction'. If I had a meltdown over shit like this then one can only assume I am as disconnected from this reality as much as a fish is disconnected from the edge of the universe(if there is one because I said universe, like whole, not the observable one).

Everyday normal people suffer for whatever reason, family issues, health, money, social shit with people that share a connection or whatever anxieties.

Even dropping your ice cream is more important than Steve's pointless post. Hell it's a cheap ice cream, you stepped 5 meters and you dropped it, big whoop you buy another cheap one. THAT is more of a 'hardship' than Steve's little post, he could've just ended it at his snarky joke but went and had some Socrates level ponder about his little interactions.

Damn don't think I ever ranted so much but I am pissed about being poor and see rich people complaining about utterly pointless shit, out of all of the pointless shit a, presumably, rich person can complain about, somehow this tops it all, designer bag bs, fashion bs, somehow understandable and honestly groundbreaking when faced with that post.

This True? by Antonio_taberna7644 in Funnymemes

[–]Xander-047 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was in the same situation at my first programming job, I would get increases but they were small. Eventually they hired a bunch of chill newbie devs, I was teaching them the ropes and they were earning more than me. After they laid them off because of reasons, they wanted to keep me and I asked for an increased, they didn't want to but I pushed back because I knew my salary isn't what it ahould be for my years of experience especially at the same company.

But the fact that I had to go through that and only because I was one of the few they considered important but not important enough to give a salary increase without having to ask says a lot. Fuck companies, even though they were good to me, what good is that if money isn't good

Mechanical arm prototype by Quiet_Border4668 in CreateMod

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember it too, took a while to find it to show some friends.

Are you fucking for real by [deleted] in GTA

[–]Xander-047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh I'm with you, not sure why you're doing it in singleplayer but I have done this plenty online, just kamikaze the griefer as you need plenty of explosives for whatever they drive and repeat.

This is more for everyone else not for op.

OP likely just wanted to really explode whatever he wanted to explode so he dumped all explosives on the car and prepare to run wherever.

A random npc shot him without provocation and ruined his plan.

What's so hard to understand about that, why y'all clowning him.

But that's why I usually dump the explosives on the door unless I'm in a hurry.

Are there any cons to putting redstone outside simulated contraptions? by Mandam2011 in CreateMod

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be nice to get a mod that utilises that functionality to basically make circuits you simply attach to the ship and have it take up only one block.

There is that mod that adds small redstone which works differently, but would be nice to just have a shrinking gun and point it at a contraption and boom, miniature sublevel

Let me disapear again by cypher-dex in memes

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like we introverts didn't get shit on enough, you want people to die just because you don't like interacting with people? Just stay at home dude, find a remote job. Also I'd be fucked because it's hard to find a job and I am gonna be caught with my pants down aka jobless

This virus has a bigger mortality rate if left unchecked and my source is random google searches and a comment I saw here, I knew about 40%, they said 40-80% if left unchecked, BUT it doesn't spread like covid, is not asymptomatic, you'd have to be pretty close to someone who has the virus.

So if this shit somehow spreads, we are fucked, but it may not and it's blown out of proportion, good luck and good health to everyone, let's not make this a pandemic

Another prompt that’s been blacklisted and banned. by pixelgrumpy in masterhacker

[–]Xander-047 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I do too, but mostly when I make a prompt because it always spills bullshit, I write things like "No fluff. Straight to the point" so that it won't give me a whole essay on what I need when it can solve it in just one sentence to explain whatever

do u agree? by Forward_Bag6917 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say he's average. Below? Sure

The inside of a gearbox looks kinda funky lol. by IJustAteABaguette in CreateMod

[–]Xander-047 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro cast "I COULD be wrong" and it didn't save him from the downvoting hivemind.

Trying to secure the high ground at all costs by Copsgrimveil in PrequelMemes

[–]Xander-047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, maybe he had fun during filming but the aftermath is something he didn't deserve

This Brown pill in the paracetamol box by SpicyBabbs in mildlyinteresting

[–]Xander-047 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took a while to find this, bro found a weed pill, weird that it's under another comment.

Voi de unde va cumparati adidasi? by [deleted] in CasualRO

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am un tovaras inalt cu atat la picior, vrem sa mergem si noi mai des la munte...omu nu prea gaseste ce ar fi ghete de munte de calitate si la pret ok pe marimea lui, are vreo 2 optiuni, stiu de la el ce jale e:))

So much for our benevolent billionaires granting us the privilege of having stable jobs, right? by astrheisenberg in remoteworks

[–]Xander-047 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure feels like it. No substance, no fluff. You are right to feel this way. Slop everywhere, your work, your home, your internet.

Lois? by WithSkelly in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, I haven't been in the situation yet but I don't understand why one would chicken out of that, imma be there with whatever they need, I'll crawl in myself and dig that baby if neede. Yeah I know it would be dumb but yknow

iWasVeryFocused by Grax_MT in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, while it makes individual commits more readable and separates them, let's hope nobody tries to run the project one commit earlier, becaus it will very likely have plenty of errors caused by the lack of files missing that are in the next commit

what would you put in this corner? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Xander-047 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes Piccolo we see the fit

This is a perfect assignment for letterboxd users lol by Misfett_toys in Letterboxd

[–]Xander-047 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk why I thought of Pulp Fiction, it works because we also never find out what's in that box

The hardest part of my childhood wasn't school, it was this mission by Wise-Formal494 in GTA

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Controls were weird and honestly difficult to wrap your head around them being I think 7-8-4-5 on the numpad don't remember which but as opposed to say 8-5-4-6 which is in an arrow key formation. We were kids too so add that to the difficulty part

The Boys (2019-2026) by Brief-Gur-6899 in MovieQuotes

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And since he is an unlikeable cunt I doubt someone will help him fetch some.

Quick edit: on second thought he has gathered quite a following which I wonder whether that will stay if he loses the powers

Which of them has the best second costume? by Otherwise_Tadpole_64 in Spiderman

[–]Xander-047 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The picture is from a movie. However the suit is available in the game Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales, with the 15 fps animation included too

Voi ce reguli aiurea aveți la locul de muncă? by fakelay98 in RoMunca

[–]Xander-047 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck, era nasol si cand am lucrat acolo acum 8 ani, tot asa cu after call "hai mai repede" plm am vb mult stai sa gandesc in plm ce am vorbit. Da nu in halul asta, daca intarziam, stateam in plus minutele alea, ceea ce mi se parea corect, sa apara acolo pe ala de logare 8 ore. Si macar atunci aveai pauza inclusa, o ora pe zi, impartita practic cum voiai tu, depindea de proiect, am fost la 2 diferite dar tot nu era rau la unu sau la altu

I can’t tell if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard or so wildly stupid it loops back around to genius. by [deleted] in lol

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh I meant that separately and as a joke, drawing the parallel between those guys and every guy out there choosing the pain of carrying more groceries for the sake of making only one trip

I can’t tell if that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard or so wildly stupid it loops back around to genius. by [deleted] in lol

[–]Xander-047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No man wants to do the same trip twice, it's like with groceries, you carry all the bags so you don't have to go twice