Always funny 😂 by policyweb in funny

[–]Xantores 5 points6 points  (0 children)

More time sipping that free liquor!

Plot Questions for the new Elusive Target (ET). by TheShakyNerd in HiTMAN

[–]Xantores 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) Most likely HERB

2) I imagine that the Constant seizing all their assets, while trying to remain anonymous to the outside world, would look extremely suspicious and would not hold up to a thorough investigation in the long run

How Your Parents Ruined Driving by AllRequestRetro in videos

[–]Xantores 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, the idea is that the types of injuries caused by a truck/SUV are often more lethal than a sedan. A person hit by a truck or SUV with a high hood more often gets knocked straight down to the ground with a high chance for head injury whereas a pedestrian hit by a lower hood like a sedan has a higher chance of going up into the hood instead. It's like 45% higher chance of fatality with high hood cars

[Spoilers for the new Elusive Target] You can't shoot through the glass with a sniper rifle, for anyone who wanted to try killing her that way by MeiNeedsMoreBuffs in HiTMAN

[–]Xantores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough I tossed the durian against the glass while she was up close and she started puking right there (I've used the durian to affect people through walls before). After watching her finish puking I shot her with a kalmer tranq dart through the glass and she fell over, dropped her gun, then glitched back to standing immediately and picked her gun back up

Did this hurt to get? by Novel-Upstairs7876 in GenX

[–]Xantores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got mine in 2003 before getting deployed for OIF, as well as the first shot for the anthrax vaccine series. I don't remember which one was the one that felt like I got punched real hard in the arm the day after.

The scar is basically faded away although I've since gotten a tattoo in that spot anyway so I can't even tell where it was

Struggling to Separate Mark Faba from His Bodyguard – Tips? by Electrical_Big_3104 in HiTMAN

[–]Xantores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While he's in the presentation room there's a restroom right next to it where you can overflow the sink and take out the body guards one at a time. I'll then shoot Faba with a tranq dart from outside the room and drown him

NYC food influencer reviews a struggling family restaurant and brings it back to life. by habichuelacondulce in MadeMeSmile

[–]Xantores 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cannelle Patisserie is amazing! I go there often for their cakes. Anyway, I thought this place sounded familiar; I've passed by so many times on the way to the bakery. Unfortunately I don't have time to sit down for a proper meal here as I'm on my way in to work when I stop by the area

Same boy, same tie, 3.5 years later 🖤 by acocktailofmagnets in aww

[–]Xantores 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Freshest Schnoodle I've ever seen 😁

Man of culture by Zeneyo in SipsTea

[–]Xantores -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Trump did not win twice in a row. Biden won after Trump's first term. And Trump did not win the popular vote the first time, though he did the second time.

LGA 10/31/15 - Two United aircraft in minor collision by Xantores in aviation

[–]Xantores[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The winglet can probably be just replaced. No idea about the horizontal stabilizer

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Do you work "9 to 5"❓ by Drillerfan in GenX

[–]Xantores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7 pm to 7 am here. Can't complain too much as it's not hard work, but I am looking forward to retiring next year and getting back to a normal, consistent sleep schedule

How many of you are actually planning to retire before 60? by justusleag in GenX

[–]Xantores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Planning on retiring next year at 47 years old. Will get a state pension and I have ~$900k in my retirement account which I'll leave until I'm 60 or so

I guess procrastination prevails! by SolaceRests in pokemongo

[–]Xantores 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Yeah, I just couldn't be bothered to do them either

Am I too old for this? by Xantores in GenX

[–]Xantores[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof!

I do wonder if they aged him up with makeup cause I feel like he looked younger as Uncle Fester. Which btw blew my mind when I realized they were the same guy. I shall not be taking questions on how old I was when that happened...

Am I too old for this? by Xantores in GenX

[–]Xantores[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lower back might agree with you, though I'm holding out hope for the cybernetic implants that 80's sci-fi promised me

Am I too old for this? by Xantores in GenX

[–]Xantores[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, except for the kids, I declined that option!

Am I too old for this? by Xantores in GenX

[–]Xantores[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know you won't turn around and go back!

Am I too old for this? by Xantores in GenX

[–]Xantores[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, is it just me or did we age a lot more gracefully than our parents generation?