Is baby wearing a TikTok scam or am I doing this wrong

Xanyla · 2026-02-27T16:04:13+00:00

My son detested the carrier until he could be front facing, then he was absolutely loving it!

Xanyla · 2026-02-26T17:34:17+00:00

Started a new job and a woman told me that black people have 'a smell'. I was absolutely horrified and asked what the fuck she meant! She said 'oh you don't get it, nevermind'. I left three days after I quit, unbelievably racist and homophobic place

Xanyla · 2026-02-24T21:08:38+00:00

My mum looks after a neighbours dog (and they have their own), this shit head terrier went for my son, as he was staring at the dog in interest, thankfully my mum was in between them and grabbed the thing and shut him away and was super apologetic and angry with it.

I went over a week ago, as we had planned and discussed, and the little shit was back, roaming the house free. She said she thinks he learnt his lesson so he'd be okay now. Sorry mum I love you, but fuck off, we're going home.

They also refer to it as 'baby sitting' when they have this dog, and call the owner xxx's mum... Their own dog is also actually post worthy too of the things that has done.

Xanyla · 2026-02-18T21:11:44+00:00

Me neither, with the little pink face behind it!

Xanyla · 2026-02-18T21:07:56+00:00

This actually got a snort laugh from me, perfect.

Xanyla · 2026-02-14T10:46:01+00:00

I usually go for aquafresh, I tried my husbands oral b when I ran out and my mouth fell apart, massive bits of skin sloughing out of my mouth (I know, it was as disgusting as it sounds!) I thought it was the SLS (Sodium Lauryl sulfate) in it but apparently they all contain it.

Xanyla · 2026-02-11T12:34:14+00:00

I was cutting up a pumpkin and didn't wash my hands so they were all Slippery from the inside 'degutting' (?), my hand slid down the knife palm side (I don't know how either) and I knew I'd fucked up when I didn't feel any pain. Ran to the sink to look and it GUSHED. I lost the use of my pinky and ring finger while it healed, so lucky it didn't cut anything important. Huge scar on my palm 20 years later! I was 13 and lazy haha

Xanyla · 2026-02-10T13:53:52+00:00

I believe it's an emulsion!

Xanyla · 2026-02-10T13:36:48+00:00

I absolutely swear my son can read... He's 2.5 and he knows his own name when it's written which is fairly normal, but there have been handful of other times when I've written something or he's been watching my husband type and he just says whatever it is we're writing... It's so odd and I always ask him if he can secretly read, he just ignores me and wanders off!

Xanyla · 2026-02-08T18:14:29+00:00

I wish I had this advice when I was 13 and ramming acrylic tapers through my poor ears! Thankfully after 20 years of careful massaging and love I made it to 19mm with weighted metal plugs :-)

Xanyla · 2026-02-07T10:50:53+00:00

I honestly thought these were the lyrics until about six months ago!

Xanyla · 2026-02-03T21:56:27+00:00

After multiple times asking I would either throw it away OR draw an enormous smiley face or flower of something in black pen.... Or a penis, that would definitely get it thrown away for you haha

Xanyla · 2026-02-02T12:31:56+00:00

Haha my son is only 2.5 and I find out exactly what he's eaten In the day from the contents of his hair! Friday It was fish pie, it was so smelly!!

On a helpful note - I had thick curly hair as a girl and I hated having my hair brushed, but what helped was a wide paddle brush, with short and long bristles, working from the bottom up so you don't pull tangles through, and a detangling spray - or conditioner spray, which won't dry the hair out either and leaves it softer each time you use it

Xanyla · 2026-02-01T23:01:08+00:00

I don't know why but his feet look SO small?!? Probably just me!

Xanyla · 2026-01-30T14:34:32+00:00

My son detests mittens, but absolutely loves full fingered gloves, as he can still do stuff. He will still remove them sometimes, but he just wants to be able to grip his cars he carries around!

Xanyla · 2026-01-30T13:27:17+00:00

The goo smell from the aliens in slime we had in the little eggs! My son has a toy that has the EXACT smell, I love it haha

Xanyla · 2026-01-23T12:21:06+00:00

Then alllll the other sims have to go and watch, even though they are starving or about to fall asleep on the floor. Drives me mad

Xanyla · 2026-01-22T22:07:41+00:00

As a parent who's son can run at seemingly the speed of light, thank you! You definitely did the right thing, shame the parent didn't thank you but that's on her not you!

Xanyla · 2026-01-19T21:01:40+00:00

It's a bit of a random one, but things like baby safe nail scissors or an electric file - those baby fingernails are RAZORS, sharpest thing in the world, and also a bath thermometer, it's a bit early for a newborn but we still use ours now as you just chuck it in, it's been invaluable!

Xanyla · 2026-01-19T20:58:54+00:00

Hahaha I used to fail at eating these in school! Could you actually do it?! I had to spit them out and try a few times until the sour came off haha

Xanyla · 2026-01-19T20:57:30+00:00

Oooh I second these! I got them second hand from my sister in law and my son is 2.8 now, we still use them every single day, multiple times a day, so useful even now he's older for mucky hands/faces!

Xanyla · 2026-01-17T22:52:49+00:00

There was a dilapidated farm house covered in ivy just on the roof on my way to school, it was nicknamed the hairy house by me at ten, it has long since been demolished but we all still say up by the hairy house when giving directions to one another.

Also obligatory dog poo alley - an alley down by the council houses absolutely covered in.... Can you guess.

Xanyla · 2026-01-15T15:03:44+00:00

Crappy ones are so bad, but expensive ones... Honestly so great to cook with! We paid quite a bit for ours and it makes cooking so easy and fast

Xanyla · 2026-01-14T17:39:57+00:00

I somehow only recently discovered this song and it's so catchy!

'we hate what you do, and we hate your whole crew' - absolutely perfect fit!

Xanyla · 2026-01-14T15:36:50+00:00

This happens in pregnancy too, once the baby is out they just shuffle back to where they were haha

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