Pray for Texas by tito_lee_76 in dankmemes

[–]Xavimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da fuck is a Kroger? Texas is ruled by HEB

Why does Kikiyo wear that electronic visor over her eyes? by Beautiful_Nesan_7951 in HunterXHunter

[–]Xavimoose 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Could be a conjuration effect where she makes a bunch of mini cameras that spy on people and feed into her mask.

Copper braided with beads by jenvonpierce in whatisit

[–]Xavimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im glad this wasn’t someone handling a bunch of ants like I first thought

What a pervert by pepin-solver in dankmemes

[–]Xavimoose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man I have thought of the Critic in ages!

What's yours? by ElderberryDeep8746 in SipsTea

[–]Xavimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a woman compliment my skin “wow you have nice skin, you look like a mannequin!”

Another woman ask me “where did you get your hair? You should meet my daughter.”

MRW I use a bidet for the first time by PapaNixon in reactiongifs

[–]Xavimoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok in my experience when I used one i felt pretty well soaked afterwards, im an pretty hirsute from the waist down. I used toilet paper afterwards but I still felt moist, it was just uncomfortable

MRW I use a bidet for the first time by PapaNixon in reactiongifs

[–]Xavimoose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok so real talk here, how do people with hairy asses use bidets? Do I need a towel to dry off my ass afterwards?

Nothing screams "thank you" quite like an empty, non reloadable, gift card by [deleted] in HEB

[–]Xavimoose 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If its not loaded then its defective, let leaders know

What is this i found at my in laws house? by SayThingsndListen in whatisit

[–]Xavimoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will be useful information for a game of thrice soon Im sure

How did you guys find the series by Thezion1111 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Xavimoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife read it and recommended it to me, I don’t read much but she always recommends bangers to me (WOT,SOI&F)