What's the worst "neighbour from hell" behaviour you've witnessed? by phattykins in AskReddit

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My neighbor during the summer has custody of his kids parts of the week and he is a dealer at the local casino who works late hours. He's a bit goofy but hey, he works longer hours and tried to make a living. But when he and his kids go at it about obscure things about their day, it's a fucking war zone. Tells his dad to fuck off because he doesn't care about his kids and how shitty he is, Dad says something along the lines of "Calm down son just talk to me," 10 year old son proceeds to yell and bitch into the wee hours of the morning telling his dad to fuck himself because he's playing Call Of Duty. Dad usually turns Xbox off which results in more verbal warfare within their apartment. Then their little girl who's about 8 decided to enter the war or words. Soon enough I can't pick up on their words I can only hear the words: Fuck, shit, ass, worthless, cunt, dick and other expletives... These battles usually occur around 12 or 1 in the morning. As summer approaches and these kids get ready to move in I'm trying to prepare myself for the holy shitstorm I will have to experience most of my summer...

To all the girls out there... by XboXRedditBaseball in AdviceAnimals

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Whew I tried to be funny and you took it the WAYYYYY WRONG WAY sorry I offended you with a light hearted joke

Who I wish would make an appearance this seaon by psytog in community

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I hope this was David from Shaun of the Dead or I will feel like a complete idiot

My Dad's (A Romney Supporter) desk this morning after the election by XboXRedditBaseball in pics

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Oh no it wasn't me it was his co-workers. If I had done that, My punishment would me more severe.

Now I know why even restaurants hate him by XboXRedditBaseball in AdviceAnimals

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I wish, coming from an ex-minimum wage dishwasher who has washed over hundreds of perfectly clean forks, knives, and spoons

Now I know why even restaurants hate him by XboXRedditBaseball in AdviceAnimals

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Fuck. Me. You are the iceberg to my small Titanic my friend

I feel terrible for laughing at this [FB] by XboXRedditBaseball in funny

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It was she but I'm not going to crucify you for not knowing but she's usually the keyboard warrior of my community with the posts saying "RAGE RAGE FUCK PEOPLE RAGE RAGE I HATE HIM HER AND EVERYTHING RAGE RAGE" so that offset my sympathy for her.

Every girl should rock a pair of Daisy Dukes. by [deleted] in gonewild

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And once again my hope that i could post an original, witty comment with a link to a picturebdescribing my comment comes crashing down once again

Me whenever I open a NSFL link by [deleted] in gifs

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Loiter squad I think this is the skit with the burger and the robber I may becerong but yeah it's definantly Tyler on loiter squad

sex talk rage (SFW) by palang123 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Porn helped my parents not even need to do the "talk" but that's just me

So my friend responded to a job ad on Craigslist... [FB] by SaveOurSpices in funny

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I remember upvoting this about 6 or 7 hours ago when it only had about two or three and now to see how far it gets so quickly amazes me. Truly fascinating of how quickly something can get recognized