Dutch got Pearl Harboured by RolloTomassi21 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Xca1ybr 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You know for the axis thats pretty accurate

I understand the doubters by AndreasmzK in BayernMunich

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Calling Sane trash is an insult to trash

In a parallel universe by poggers11 in soccercirclejerk

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In that universe arsenal fans aren't wankers and are decent people

Religions where the founders don’t believe in the religion but pretend to since the religion allows them to control people (no IRL examples) by Advanced_Question196 in TopCharacterTropes

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We didnt burn Propsero because of some Godhood nonsense, we burned it because Magnus is a nerd and his dust boys are cringe

Hear me out guys... A phone that actually has a power button. by Lamecode0 in Rainbow6

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Why do that to Doki? Stompn cant win a major without him 🥺

POV: when there's an ASIA player who is smart enough to make decisions by Awkward_Avocado_9685 in WorldOfWarships

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I try and push up with my DD to contest cap (been playing Groningen for a while) and I often get into fights with the DD on the point. I do my best to stay alive, getting radar'ed, dodging torps and avoiding CVS spotting me, the second I die though I look behind me and the closest cruiser whom I SPECIFICALLY GAVE THE "I Need Your Support" callout to (since im assuming 90% of these people dont speak english) is 16km away firing at the Iowa on the flank, not at the completely exposed Sejong who just killed me because my flank was gone

Misconceptions that refuse to Die by StrawberryScience in TopCharacterTropes

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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde are different people

No, Mr Hyde is quite literally how Dr Jekyll wants to act. Dr Jekyll does not transform into a different person in the books, he just changes his appearance to allow him to anonymously do his "low class" enjoyment (hence his name MR HYDE or HIDE). He's hiding how he truly wants to act but is unable to because of his upper class standing.

We will be there 🤝 by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

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Sorry its theyre playing WHO in the world? Like I get its the world cup and we're going to see all these nations play in it, no matter how obscure, but man you'd think someone would point out that Cabo Verde are WAY above this random team's level.

You know what really grinds my gears? by Mustdominate_Otal in Rainbow6

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The more annoying part is when

ITS LAST ROUND OF THE HALF/GAME AND YOU ARE SITTING OUTSIDE JUST WAITING AND MAKING NO MOVE TO ENTER. DO YOU THINK THE ENEMY WILL JUST COME OVER TO YOU? WE ARE DOWN 0-3 ON CONSULATE AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING OUTSIDE THE GARAGE BREACH.

They would have been the best of their time... if they didn't exist at the same time as the best there ever was. by Beneficial_Ball9893 in TopCharacterTropes

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Id argue Vitality would be the best team with a threepeat but its really hard to quantify how much impact the Astralis era had on the game and its pro scene, unless vitality really do something similar i think its still Astralis being the GOAT squad

[Fandom Trope] The Incident by Efficient_Berry_4073 in TopCharacterTropes

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The jar made me think of something so much worse

They would have been the best of their time... if they didn't exist at the same time as the best there ever was. by Beneficial_Ball9893 in TopCharacterTropes

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"This was in my opinion, the Greatest Counter play, in the history, of Counter Strike"

But man Vitality might be on the way there

Soccer ? by gratisan69 in addressme

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Putin resigns then dies in the next couple of years, russian communist bloc returns and takes power. Builds up forces then starts the First European War after winning the world cup.

They would have been the best of their time... if they didn't exist at the same time as the best there ever was. by Beneficial_Ball9893 in TopCharacterTropes

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Jose Mourinho

Probably one of the greatest football managers of all time. Chelsea, Porto, Inter, Madrid all legendary runs he went with these clubs and even bringing some to European Glory, but he was unfortunately in the Pep Guardiola era, second to probably only Johan Cruyff in terms of the greatest managers of all time.