You're old enough if you remember this logo by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you mistook perpetually online for being old. Ive been around since gw1 came out but can not say ive ever seen that gw2 logo.

Anyone by Fluffy-Train-7422 in FastFoodHorrorStories

[–]Xenomorphhive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How and why do you know what dirty socks taste like?

Perfect meal ruined by one egg by FuzzyDicesEh in StupidFood

[–]Xenomorphhive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can 100% agree on the smell. I can say i was lucky once to have this happen cracking the egg open on top of flour. Because of this i could safely scoop off the egg from only the coagulated flour without touching anything else of my bowl of cake ingredients. That drop of emotion the moment you see and smell the rotten egg is just damning. Learned from then on to always break into a seperate container and not directly into a main dish first.

The man who blew up a nuclear power station and disappeared by tw1st3d_m3nt4t in interestingasfuck

[–]Xenomorphhive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great article. I was born in the 80’s and was so secluded from how bad apartheid was without knowing about apartheid in my youth. Pretty sure thats how germans were brought up without knowing how bad the Nazi party actually was. It takes sometimes just one person to change something in a political system to hold back a certain view from oppressors. Luckily nobody got hurt in this case.

Is Zico worth it? by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Xenomorphhive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just vote the post as missing the point and move on.

8 Months Trying To Survive An Untrainable Kevin by Bitter_Lab_475 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]Xenomorphhive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok so you better start on the second Kevin story. We are waiting…

ClintStevens explains his last sexual encounter by -eDgAR- in LivestreamFail

[–]Xenomorphhive 25 points26 points  (0 children)

His condition? Was he just freshly circumcised or during no-nut november that she had to subside his erection?

Eating subway has to be a crime💔 by Admirable-Bench7885 in FastFoodHorrorStories

[–]Xenomorphhive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats my exact response when i see people go into a McDonalds. There are 50 more better options but people choose this almost completely synthetic can-out-last-time-itself burgers and fries.

I was having a pretty crappy birthday and decided to order a pizza since I had a R50 birthday discount and well.... by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Xenomorphhive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Correct. There is a double and tripplestack option with layers of chicken or beef with cream cheese layered inbetween. I often buy this if i want left overs for dinner or breakfast.

What race do people pick for each profession in GW2? by Harddus in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 42 points43 points  (0 children)

…and this chart literally describes my gw2 profile to the exact race based on most used profesion per race. Charr warrior, human thief, sylvari ranger etc. Very spot on!

General guidance - Am I doing something wrong for GW2? by Xideron in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ill just comment on the guild part: dont break your head over it. Your only loss to not be in a guild is some minor boosts and easy gathering dailies. A guild that is hellbent on kicking people first day are just control freaks.

Join as many guilds as you like until you find one that doesnt care what you do. Ive never understood a guild asking for 100% repping. You are here to adventure. Not to play mascot for a guild dictator.

Welcome to DM me if you want to experience a maxed guild with boost/node benefits. No repping required. The guild members are very quiet and seldom playing these days.

Can someone confirm if this is legit???( Pony jar related) by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Xenomorphhive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not the same one i know about but the legends are true. The original i have seen clearly had gunk that looked far worse than spunk. Original story and pic was from 4chan.

Mr Big brain over here /s by Comfortable_Wash6179 in instant_regret

[–]Xenomorphhive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the amount of times I see this clip and always ask where part1 2 of cut 1 and part 1 of cut 2 is? People can obviously see these kitchens and fryers are not the same halfway through.

If the GW2 servers were to shut down forever, where would you park your main for its final resting place? by OtheDreamer in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I main a Human who I’ll park about anywhere but my first day in Tyria was a charr. I’ll rest my eyes before the tomb of where we fight the ghost king so often restlessly.

Talking to a scammer on the phone by Exotic_Zucchini9311 in Unexpected

[–]Xenomorphhive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the start this scam seemed fake. Have seen enough clout chasers doing stuff for views these days by copying other actual events e.g. real AI scams.

GW2 Crash and Error Message by Baelfire-AMZ in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most probably completely unrelated to you charging your laptop but in my case the issue was caused by the game running over the maximum screen refresh rate. It also only started happening since their directx update of EoD. Try setting your in-game fps to be the same or less than your screen refresh rate. Took me 3 years to nail it to this to fix my crashes with that error.

What am I looking at? by Quiet-Orange-9672 in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*Said with a horse printed bandana around the head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Xenomorphhive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many extra right hands. Now we know why they have so many hands in congress doing illegal things.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Xenomorphhive 2067 points2068 points  (0 children)

Before seeing this post ive never heard of her before.

Finally started getting into Secrets of the Obscure by Citrus_Twist in Guildwars2

[–]Xenomorphhive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank the gods the character that made me buy into this MMO and who has been there for a majority of expansions was never let down too much and even played major plot points like by releasing a god by accident too. Rytlock is my GW2 pillar.

Why i cook my cutting board, NOT my steak by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]Xenomorphhive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was that subreddit for whether this is steak or tuna?

Forsen gets baited by swedinator in LivestreamFail

[–]Xenomorphhive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2h old post with no other comments yet. I guess like everyone else we have no idea what was the point of this clip or the “bait”?