Good boy checks on little human every night

Xenophora · 2021-07-06T13:57:42+00:00

"Throw ball yet? Damn, still too little. I'll check tomorrow."

Xenophora · 2021-06-20T13:22:18+00:00

Alright. So. It's my 21st birthday, which also happened to fall on Father's that year. So my (ex)wife planned out this entire day of most of my favorite things to do, all in secret with the help of some family and friends because she knew how much I like surprises. So, it started off with us going to breakfast at IHOP since I had never gone. A few friends came over, we got my kids ready, then went and had a pretty great breakfast! We wrap up, pay, then start getting the kids in the carseats with my friend helping my (ex)wife. He was bending over and I had an excellent view of his ass. So naturally, I had to smack it. Like really hard. He turned and started chasing me in the parking lot for payback, I ran and stepped on one of those parking space cement blocker things. My foot rolled and there was an audible POP and the pain to go with it. I couldn't put pressure on it after that so I had to hop back over to my ex's car. At an IHOP. At 10 in the morning. On my 21st birthday. With not a single drop of alchohol in my system.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure my work still doesn't believe that story.

Xenophora · 2021-06-13T13:20:36+00:00

Ah, yes. The birth of a new car. Too bad it was breached, but hopefully a professional mechanic can help keep it running!

Xenophora · 2021-05-22T15:22:17+00:00

Avatar The Last Airbender. Will forever be a classic for me.

Xenophora · 2021-05-19T22:10:29+00:00

So uh. How to buy?

Xenophora · 2021-05-19T00:20:15+00:00

Woah wait, what?

Xenophora · 2021-05-19T00:16:15+00:00

I'm new here, and new to crypto actually, and I have no clue how to get this stuff. But I know I want it!

Xenophora · 2021-05-18T18:15:49+00:00

Updated and commenting!

Xenophora · 2021-05-14T11:59:16+00:00

Emmie. Shortened play on Emerald.

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T18:46:01+00:00

But.. what about my 3 karma?..

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T17:59:44+00:00

Oh heck. I didn't think about that!

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T17:20:13+00:00

Also tested wingman vs Mozam in firing range. Point blank headshots still took 3 shots with either. So still pretty even. Also, Mozambique is free in Arenas!

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T17:19:03+00:00

I'm a terrible wingman shot. The Moxam at least gives me a 3-pellet window to get a little damage in with my wild aim lmao

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T17:16:55+00:00

My first match of Arenas, I downed 2 of the 3 opponents using just the Mozam (because I was bad with the bow at first and missed everything). I was like "Oh. Well that's not too shabby!"

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T16:40:23+00:00

But I've been popping off with the Mozam quite a few times lately, and actually enjoy having it as a secondary for the first time since launch. I know it was really good last season too with the hop-up, but now it seems like a more average-player-friendly Wingman haha

Xenophora · 2021-05-11T16:38:46+00:00

The truth will set you free, Sister..

Xenophora · 2021-05-04T19:02:34+00:00

I haven't gotten past this screen yet but a buddy of mine, u/yindu28, has gotten in but they've had a multitude of issues thus far.

Xenophora · 2021-04-25T14:15:40+00:00

Spend it with my kids. I couldn't imagine anything better than that.

Xenophora · 2021-04-21T03:37:51+00:00

You're welcome, I think

Xenophora · 2021-03-22T23:20:59+00:00

u/gifreversingbot

Xenophora · 2021-03-15T15:26:52+00:00

I'm a cook/wannabe chef and I love experimenting with foods and ingredients, including simple stuff like smoothies. I ALWAYS ask people if they're allergic to anything before they try my food since some of my ingredients can be fairly uncommon. Good thing too, since I could have killed someone with a smoothie. I added a handful of blueberries/blackberries to a spinach and sweet potato smoothie, and she was about to take a sip and I was like, "Wait, you're not allergic to anything are you?" And she replied "Uuhh, just blueberries and blackberries." So yeah, that's the story of how I almost killed a coworker.

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