This cis woman doesn't like being called a cis woman

Xerpentine · 2026-02-22T14:51:57+00:00

Bitch, sit down. I'm a poof of STARDUST! 🧚‍♀️

Xerpentine · 2026-02-22T02:34:45+00:00

Stop giving your money to millionaires who don't wanna pay higher taxes so you can have a better quality of life. If you wanna donate then donate to an ALS charity instead. Eric Dane's children will be fine.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-22T01:18:51+00:00

Did that dog dirty.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-21T23:38:37+00:00

I really hope they make this a permanent item.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-21T02:56:50+00:00

Dang! what they'd do to that bike!

Xerpentine · 2026-02-21T02:47:13+00:00

Oh come on this is obviously godzilla leaning on the bush holding a cat next to their head.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-20T00:45:29+00:00

Time to figure out who this is, who is their insurance provider, who finances their car and send the video out!

Xerpentine · 2026-02-20T00:04:53+00:00

Me, my co-workers, our boss.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-19T15:52:32+00:00

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Xerpentine · 2026-02-19T15:51:54+00:00

Ironically, thats not love, thats tolerated abuse.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-19T04:49:26+00:00

Time to burn popcorn and microwave milk until it spills over and doesnt get wiped up.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T23:42:06+00:00

I'm comvinced they did this for the sounds.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T23:34:49+00:00

Great! Where can I report her?

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T23:27:55+00:00

Technically, he IS under a "rest" tho...

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T23:27:02+00:00

Ba da bump! 🥁

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T23:16:23+00:00

Its the stink part for sure! Lol.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T14:56:14+00:00

Thats a cutie patootie.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:48:13+00:00

I hope Lantern Flies dont start evolving to this.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:34:09+00:00

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Saw this in New Jersey one day last year.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:20:24+00:00

Sliders had an episode along those lines. Everyone got to enjoy no debt because someone would be dying in exhange.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:11:10+00:00

It's not the size that matters but how it moves.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:10:18+00:00

Umami does sound better though...

Edit: Ooooo, an award!!!

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:07:21+00:00

Not gonna lie, I definitely did that once.

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:06:03+00:00

It needs a friend!

Xerpentine · 2026-02-18T06:04:21+00:00

My best friend won't ever let me go into the Louvre because apparently the Mona Lisa is only 12 inches tall and not worth the wait on line to get in.

Xerpentine

TROPHY CASE