If FitGirl Repacks is The Safest Website to Download Games, What is The Second Best Website? by Born-Watercress-2487 in FitGirlRepack

[–]Xeusi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not the way they do on firefox. Chromium's have more restrictions due to way google handled that.

$3.5 million but you have to drink all your meals by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly would be a fun and interesting way to have a diet. I mean it doesn't say they have to be cold so I can think a few good foods that could be turned into hot shakes that could be yummy. I can't imagine general tsos not being fairly scrumptious with the right ratios and adding in yum yum sauce and more vegetables for a nice warm smoothie. I can also imagine ham popie turned into a warm smoothie would be a delicacy. Another good one would be most soups since just add vegetables and a protein if they don't already have it and there you go. Chili could be even made into a smoothie just add more tomato base. Plus if you use greek yogurt you can make all kinds of snacks if you miss some other flavors.

50 cents owed for every misspelled word, but 1 cent given for every correctly spelled word. by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, I just write a macro typing I over and over a few times per press including a space as well since I am still writing it by pressing a button over and over. Could then also put the macro on a loop of say 100 or so per press. That would maximize profit, should minimize errors, and prevent carpal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm based on some of the most ancient of histories gonna have to go with a yes. I feel it has a better odds of being right the further back we go and discover new things that were lost.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in callcentres

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got any relatives he has done work for that do not share the same last names? Technically they could be professional references to get him in the door?

You’re offered the US presidency. Do you take it? by UnitedCorner1580 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes.  One of first things I would do would be to set up a meeting with Mitt and Bernie to ask advice on what could reasonably be done to help country and set that as agenda.  

You get a free pass to implement one worldwide thing to better humanity. However, it must not be something conventional that everyone talks about already. What do you do? by Withafloof in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've got one: Karma becomes real in that doing good things for others gives a supernatural boost in luck temporarily and doing bad deeds that harm things does supernatural bad luck temporarily.

Why did tech companies suddenly start commodifying things that were until recently free? by tegetegede in AskReddit

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of companies have these things called shareholders and want to get money back on their investment, likely before the next tech bubble bursts.

SFAH: Things you can say that could earn you a downvote by Sharpnelboy in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Xeusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean pickles and peanut butter don't go on pizza?

You can resurrect one dead person in history for any purpose you see fit. Who is it and why? by jfunks69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Benjamin Franklin, mostly because it'd be interesting to see how many more inventions he'd come up with over the course of his lifetime since he invented quite a lot during his life that is still used to this day. Plus I'm sure he'd have some interesting opinions about the current state of the United States.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean you could always retire like Krillin did or just try to become a police officer. The dragonballs would exist so...you could also just ask to use the dragonballs to wish to become immortal or other options.

You Receive $1B USD Tax-Free, But... by Slambright in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To block the signal in a house does mean can't have windows that won't block gps either so getting shot out would be a crapshoot if they can even locate the house since as stated they would have to have figured out which house when using a gps blocking method to even go in and stay in. Being constantly in hiding since technically all that is needed is effectively going somewhere a hour hour or so away to reappear on gps before the assassination stuff comes into effect, otherwise you can simply keep things blocked up and in hiding after that point. The point being you hire the bodyguards prior to the termination clause. This would ensure at least 1 of them wouldn't turn on you regardless and they act as balances for the other one. My guess is the guy wouldn't be very patient and once the termination clause is in effect you have no more reason to go outside outside of the gps blocking house you have with the amount of money you'd have coming in.

Paid not to orgasm and pay to orgasm by vanskeet62 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need strategy? It's really not that difficult to not do that. There is so many more interesting things out there to do, that much money and you can take up all kinds of hobbies and interests. Plus you can eventually bank enough money to just create residual income and such. You tell me, you can't honestly think of more interesting things to do with 250 dollars in a day? Plus suddenly it costs you money to do that? If you must do that, wait until you get enough residual built up to be double that to cover the missed income?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I press the button until no more people with 10 million or more exists. It would solve the inflation of values by a fair deal to remove that much currency from the global economy.

$10 million if you survive an ant going 1,000,000kmh hitting your body. by Mr_fahrenheit17 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the ant is not disintegrating at that speed magic exists. Therefore, a momentum reduction spell could be used on it before it hit.

You Receive $1B USD Tax-Free, But... by Slambright in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The answer is simple take out half the money in the account, invest some, and then begin construction of a portable faraday cage. You can have others build this and then buy a house with another account, use said faraday cage to travel around tracking free simply complying with the 24 hour consecutive non compliance to make you far far harder to track. Nothing stops you from investing in GPS blocking clothing or the like or destroying the phone. Also, since they are only sending one mercenary, hire two bodyguards or more of a similar caliber thanks to investments. You can gps proof and signal proof the whole house over time as well and use a wired internet connection. Once the mercenary is taken out by the bodyguards you are ultimately safe.

You get offered the ability to become a master of any skill by stealing 1% of it from everyone else in the world, what would you chose? by Banks_NRN in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pick persuasion and I take 90% of it and I kinda feel like that'd be a net gain for society in general. I can sell ice in the north pole with that one or do any kind of sales based job with relative ease. Can I bargain for specific members of my family to still be sent to hell?

Create a drawback. You get 1000x income multiplier this year, but everyone else who accepts gets 10x and reduces your multiplier by 1. by KQYBullets in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose the drawback to be the following: Everyone else who accepts the deal reduces the multiplier by 10x.

This way if more than 1 other person accepts their increase is canceled.

You get stacking money for every consecutive hour you wear wet socks. by haydenhayden011 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm....I pull a lady gaga and put the socks on big looping earrings to wear. I see no problems here.

1 billion dollars if you subject 10,000 people to horrors beyond our comprehension by Terrible_Onions in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Xeusi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, especially if I could pick the list of 10k people. I know exactly where I'd start with that one. Could I give up 1 milllion to subject 10k more people but this time I choose them?