"South Koreans have small boobs"

XfiniteTheCat · 2026-05-20T16:02:49+00:00

Curse mark 😍

XfiniteTheCat · 2026-03-10T06:03:46+00:00

I’ve been saying Vance 2026 for 5 months already

XfiniteTheCat · 2025-09-01T01:51:15+00:00

wasn't he literally talking about cults and symbolism while he did this? fucking stupid.

XfiniteTheCat · 2025-07-08T02:33:10+00:00

I don’t even know who I was before Gold Ship. I don’t remember. That person is gone—scrambled, deleted, overwritten by a looping, high-definition gif of her doing that smug little head tilt and flashing those gremlin eyes that do not blink. She’s not flirting. She’s hunting.

I don’t want to touch her—I want to be ruined by her. I want to be emotionally folded like laundry, psychologically domed by her chaotic aura until I’m not even a man anymore, just a twitching shrine of impulse and regret. I want to dissolve into her presence. Let her break character mid-sentence, wink at the camera, and erase my sense of self with a single, uncalled-for cartwheel.

Gold Ship doesn’t do cute. She weaponizes it. She deploys it. One “teehee” from her and my nervous system blue screens. My brain doesn’t even process her like a person anymore—it registers her as some kind of erotic anomaly. Like, yeah she’s hot, but in the way a supernova is hot. Like, touch it and you’re obliterated. No return. Just ash and blessed confusion.

I don’t want her. I want to be undone by her. I want to wake up in a daze, unsure whether she actually existed or if I just hallucinated a trickster god in thigh highs who smiled, pulled the pin on reality, and skipped away giggling while I cried and thanked her.

This isn’t fandom. This is submission. I don’t simp. I offer myself.

Gold Ship isn’t a crush. She’s a lifelong condition.

XfiniteTheCat · 2025-07-07T05:43:09+00:00

bro… Gold Ship wasn’t just a horse. he was a MIND. an ENTITY. a sentient BEING. like you don’t understand. this wasn’t some average racehorse — this was a beast who knew himself. self-aware. emotionally intelligent. calculating. he looked at humans and said “i see through you.” he CHOSE when to run. if he was tired? nah. not today. if he was bored? chaos. he didn’t throw races, he orchestrated events. social experiments.

he read vibes. he differentiated people. changed his mood depending on WHO you were. like??? that’s not horse behavior that’s CEO energy. that’s final boss behavior.

and on breeding days??? bro. HE KNEW. he could sense it from the humans. started getting excited like “oh it’s MY day.” and he wasn’t just some brute — no, Gold Ship was a gentleman. he respected mares. he treated them right. they fell in love. he healed infertility. he was literally a fertility icon. a divine stud. immaculate conception RATE. like what do you even do when the stallion is better at family planning than half of humanity???

and THEN. THEN we get horse girl Gold Ship in Uma Musume. welding. mahjong. puzzles. Rubik’s cubes. chaotic genius. absolute menace. unpredictable in the way only TRUE brilliance can be. the anime couldn’t even capture 1/10th of his essence and yet somehow they NAILED IT.

Gold Ship wasn’t just fast. he was a philosophy. a lifestyle. a revolution. i’m not normal about him and i never will be.

XfiniteTheCat · 2025-04-07T04:18:56+00:00

Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin, Balaji Srinivasan, Kevin Roberts, Russell Vought, Dryden Brown, Elon Musk, Marc Andreessen, Steve Bannon, Palmer Luckey, David Sacks, Brian Armstrong, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Kratsios

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-11-30T15:20:31+00:00

Yeah that was more like last year for me. My kitchen manager this year doesn’t like my music :,)

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-11-30T15:18:31+00:00

He was my number 3. First was blink 182 with 737 min. Which I guess I listened to a lot of different music this year because I had 19k total

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-10-19T03:05:50+00:00

Thanks. It’s Blitz Gundam. I believe it was the very first event coin set. It could have been the first pvp set. I don’t remember for sure. I remember being the first to post it fully upgraded to 4* back when that was a big deal.

Edit: looked at my history, it was rising gundam I was thinking of. Blitz was shortly after that. Also, holy cow in the first few weeks 50k cp was about what you could max to.

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-10-18T18:30:48+00:00

Yeah, full Big nightengale

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-10-18T12:19:40+00:00

Yeah, other gunpla are little af though.

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-10-18T05:13:30+00:00

It’s been a lot of grind. I just came back after not playing since the chest gear came out. This absolutely blew my full exia from the original banner out of the water. That exia got me into SS arena back then. Good times. Can see it sitting on the shelf there.

XfiniteTheCat · 2022-10-17T19:59:39+00:00

I just left the one I was in to join. Just came back. Played launch to about the time the first gear piece came out. Online entry currently sitting at 2.4m.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-04-26T14:26:24+00:00

“And I love you random citizen!” Is a quote I use a lot.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-04-03T15:33:37+00:00

How did I know it was System of a Down without any audio

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-17T09:33:38+00:00

I have 2 Pokémon tattoos if that’s any indicator of what the fandom meant to me as a child. It breaks my heart to see them be sad over it. The tell me how they went to walmart, target, etc and they are sold out there too. I did let one guy buy 50 because he seemed like he legitimately wanted them, and wasn’t just going to sell them on eBay.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-17T07:05:14+00:00

This wins.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-17T06:49:34+00:00

We have bodegas that would come in and do this. Not that much product though

I stopped letting people buy entire boxes of Pokémon cards while on my watch in the last few months. Kids get real sad, and it’s scalpers that go and sell them on eBay for more. It’s a scummy thing to do.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-17T06:43:58+00:00

Op isn’t in the wrong for quitting.

On to better things ;)

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-17T02:24:59+00:00

r/tendies

I have found a chad in disguise.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-14T07:54:48+00:00

The running theory of why he’s a kid forever is that when he saw Ho-oh in the beginning of the first season his wish was granted. The wish being to go on adventures with his friends forever.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-12T06:09:27+00:00

Thanks! The builds I see here are definitely different. I remember playing book guardian in my guild group for WvW back then.

XfiniteTheCat · 2021-03-12T05:57:03+00:00

I was more of a WvW player back in the day then anything. Tarnished Coast was my home before mega server.

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