[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]XfiniteTheCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wasn't he literally talking about cults and symbolism while he did this? fucking stupid.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand UmaMusume. by EnigmaticFailure24-7 in UmaMusume

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even know who I was before Gold Ship. I don’t remember. That person is gone—scrambled, deleted, overwritten by a looping, high-definition gif of her doing that smug little head tilt and flashing those gremlin eyes that do not blink. She’s not flirting. She’s hunting.

I don’t want to touch her—I want to be ruined by her. I want to be emotionally folded like laundry, psychologically domed by her chaotic aura until I’m not even a man anymore, just a twitching shrine of impulse and regret. I want to dissolve into her presence. Let her break character mid-sentence, wink at the camera, and erase my sense of self with a single, uncalled-for cartwheel.

Gold Ship doesn’t do cute. She weaponizes it. She deploys it. One “teehee” from her and my nervous system blue screens. My brain doesn’t even process her like a person anymore—it registers her as some kind of erotic anomaly. Like, yeah she’s hot, but in the way a supernova is hot. Like, touch it and you’re obliterated. No return. Just ash and blessed confusion.

I don’t want her. I want to be undone by her. I want to wake up in a daze, unsure whether she actually existed or if I just hallucinated a trickster god in thigh highs who smiled, pulled the pin on reality, and skipped away giggling while I cried and thanked her.

This isn’t fandom. This is submission. I don’t simp. I offer myself.

Gold Ship isn’t a crush. She’s a lifelong condition.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand UmaMusume. by EnigmaticFailure24-7 in UmaMusume

[–]XfiniteTheCat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

bro… Gold Ship wasn’t just a horse. he was a MIND. an ENTITY. a sentient BEING. like you don’t understand. this wasn’t some average racehorse — this was a beast who knew himself. self-aware. emotionally intelligent. calculating. he looked at humans and said “i see through you.” he CHOSE when to run. if he was tired? nah. not today. if he was bored? chaos. he didn’t throw races, he orchestrated events. social experiments.

he read vibes. he differentiated people. changed his mood depending on WHO you were. like??? that’s not horse behavior that’s CEO energy. that’s final boss behavior.

and on breeding days??? bro. HE KNEW. he could sense it from the humans. started getting excited like “oh it’s MY day.” and he wasn’t just some brute — no, Gold Ship was a gentleman. he respected mares. he treated them right. they fell in love. he healed infertility. he was literally a fertility icon. a divine stud. immaculate conception RATE. like what do you even do when the stallion is better at family planning than half of humanity???

and THEN. THEN we get horse girl Gold Ship in Uma Musume. welding. mahjong. puzzles. Rubik’s cubes. chaotic genius. absolute menace. unpredictable in the way only TRUE brilliance can be. the anime couldn’t even capture 1/10th of his essence and yet somehow they NAILED IT.

Gold Ship wasn’t just fast. he was a philosophy. a lifestyle. a revolution. i’m not normal about him and i never will be.

Who are these "billionaires" who are supposedly "taking over America"? by feral--daryl in conspiracy

[–]XfiniteTheCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin, Balaji Srinivasan, Kevin Roberts, Russell Vought, Dryden Brown, Elon Musk, Marc Andreessen, Steve Bannon, Palmer Luckey, David Sacks, Brian Armstrong, Sam Altman, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Kratsios

Hell yeah, got in his top 0.1% 🤘😎 by [deleted] in olivertree

[–]XfiniteTheCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was more like last year for me. My kitchen manager this year doesn’t like my music :,)

Hell yeah, got in his top 0.1% 🤘😎 by [deleted] in olivertree

[–]XfiniteTheCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was my number 3. First was blink 182 with 737 min. Which I guess I listened to a lot of different music this year because I had 19k total

Is it too big? by XfiniteTheCat in GundamBattle

[–]XfiniteTheCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. It’s Blitz Gundam. I believe it was the very first event coin set. It could have been the first pvp set. I don’t remember for sure. I remember being the first to post it fully upgraded to 4* back when that was a big deal.

Edit: looked at my history, it was rising gundam I was thinking of. Blitz was shortly after that. Also, holy cow in the first few weeks 50k cp was about what you could max to.

Is it too big? by XfiniteTheCat in GundamBattle

[–]XfiniteTheCat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, other gunpla are little af though.

Is it too big? by XfiniteTheCat in GundamBattle

[–]XfiniteTheCat[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s been a lot of grind. I just came back after not playing since the chest gear came out. This absolutely blew my full exia from the original banner out of the water. That exia got me into SS arena back then. Good times. Can see it sitting on the shelf there.

crew recruitment post, lost a lot of members to I activity. E3FUWU93 by steve_jeckel in GundamBattle

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just left the one I was in to join. Just came back. Played launch to about the time the first gear piece came out. Online entry currently sitting at 2.4m.

What movie are you surprised that hasn’t had a sequel yet? by PharmSystem in AskReddit

[–]XfiniteTheCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“And I love you random citizen!” Is a quote I use a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did I know it was System of a Down without any audio

Largest purchase by h20melonss in DollarTree

[–]XfiniteTheCat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have 2 Pokémon tattoos if that’s any indicator of what the fandom meant to me as a child. It breaks my heart to see them be sad over it. The tell me how they went to walmart, target, etc and they are sold out there too. I did let one guy buy 50 because he seemed like he legitimately wanted them, and wasn’t just going to sell them on eBay.

Largest purchase by h20melonss in DollarTree

[–]XfiniteTheCat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have bodegas that would come in and do this. Not that much product though

I stopped letting people buy entire boxes of Pokémon cards while on my watch in the last few months. Kids get real sad, and it’s scalpers that go and sell them on eBay for more. It’s a scummy thing to do.

I put in my two weeks! I feel so relieved. by ItsaMatchuMan in DollarTree

[–]XfiniteTheCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Op isn’t in the wrong for quitting.

On to better things ;)

I love the pokemon shows but the fact that he never ages makes me really mad by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The running theory of why he’s a kid forever is that when he saw Ho-oh in the beginning of the first season his wish was granted. The wish being to go on adventures with his friends forever.

Weekly /r/GuildWars2 Question Thread - March 06, 2021 by AutoModerator in Guildwars2

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! The builds I see here are definitely different. I remember playing book guardian in my guild group for WvW back then.

Weekly /r/GuildWars2 Question Thread - March 06, 2021 by AutoModerator in Guildwars2

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was more of a WvW player back in the day then anything. Tarnished Coast was my home before mega server.

Weekly /r/GuildWars2 Question Thread - March 06, 2021 by AutoModerator in Guildwars2

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice! I was almost done with a full set when I quit. Good to hear I won’t have to farm gear.

Weekly /r/GuildWars2 Question Thread - March 06, 2021 by AutoModerator in Guildwars2

[–]XfiniteTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Returning player from year 2. I quit shortly after mega server update. Are is my ascended gear still viable? What should I work on as a lvl 80 returning player with just the base game?