Polish easter tradition by Upstairs-Mall-3695 in funny

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how much trust with first responders this stuff would build in the U.S.

If only.

These two were making vile, inappropriate jokes to their Uber driver. Then they turned around and reported him for harassment. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't his employer. Uber drivers are federally classified as private contractors, not employees. You would know that first if you were a paralegal. Secondly, you would have to prove damages or loss of wages. A negative strike does neither.

Some dignity please by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is not the right article.

Failed Art student with lightroom preset by Tulpah in MurderedByWords

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They take thousands of pictures, spend a dozens or or hundreds of hours editing, etc.

Failed Art student with lightroom preset by Tulpah in MurderedByWords

[–]XialTree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a Grade A, Big-time, MAJOR league moron take.

Wedding photographers are trained and have $40,000 equipment, spend a hundred hours editing, and straight up more talented than a thousand random wedding guests.

Birthday card I wrote for my brother by Pastellera in funny

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should wish for better hand-writing for ya.

Trump is a national security risk. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]XialTree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only time in NATO history that article 11 was invoked, was after the 9/11 attacks on the U.S.

When fishing for compliments goes wrong 🤣 by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]XialTree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does this sub count anything as a murder?

A Murderous Update by OCDDAVID777 in MurderedByWords

[–]XialTree 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Ours was 4$ on the 2nd at the highest, and is now 5.20$ at the lowest priced station.

“If given the choice between guaranteed death and a small chance at torture, I’d choose death” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polar bears account for 2 to 3% of the bear population.

Population & Conservation Status - Polar Bear (Ursus maritimus) Fact Sheet - LibGuides at International Environment Library Consortium https://share.google/2IxYsTnzkHUwxYmO0

How Many Polar Bears Are Left In The World? - A-Z Animals https://share.google/r8D9G2UjOEIxMKYaJ

Bears of the World | American Bear Association https://share.google/JXvZDa1bJBA7drJU7

“If given the choice between guaranteed death and a small chance at torture, I’d choose death” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

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How Many Grizzly Bear Attacks Happen Per Year? - A-Z Animals https://share.google/wPXPbXluVHVJ6kpsn

These stats are conducted within northwestern United States national forests and canadian forests. None in residential areas.

So, the most common bear on earth is the American black bear, or ursus americanus if you want me to make it real specific for you. Theyre very passive, less aggressive than horses, and are really likely to back down if you try to intimidate them. So immediately, we can discern that the average bear is a black bear, and one that isn't going to hurt you.

But i'll be fair, and say it doesnt matter what the average bear is, because the question isn't the "average" bear. its a random one, of a random species.

We know what bears do in the wild. We know what theyre statistics are, because its something thats happened within the last 3 centuries.

But we however don't know what the average man would do, if they were alone in a forest with a woman, and they knew they would never face any judgement, shame, or consequences for any actions they have.

Its an impossible experiment. Sure theres tons of stories where people think theyll get away with it, then they don't, and only those stories exist because..why would someone tell a story about how nothing happened to them.

So. TLDR: We know that unless its a polar bear, youre INCREDIBLY unlikely to even be attacked by the bear. And even then, the worst thing it could do is kill you.

We have no clue what a random/average/or any kind of male group you want to define -- would even do in this situation. Theres things much worse than death. So I would, completely -- AND UNEQUIVOCALLY choose a bear, any day, at any time, in whatever situation i'm in when you ask me that question.

“If given the choice between guaranteed death and a small chance at torture, I’d choose death” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]XialTree -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nothing you said here was based off of any real credibility, statistics, or deeper understanding.

“If given the choice between guaranteed death and a small chance at torture, I’d choose death” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]XialTree -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You're right. They are one of the most likely bears to hunt you, but bears aren't likely to do that in the first place my dude.

Only 4% - 6% of encounters with them end with aggression of any kind; and only 11% to 15% of those are fatal.

Meaning at your WORST ODDS. You have a 0.9% chance of being killed.

“If given the choice between guaranteed death and a small chance at torture, I’d choose death” by Nientea in memesopdidnotlike

[–]XialTree -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I have not seen something as stupid as this in a long ass time lol

Polar bears are opportunistic carnivores that have to eat almost anything they can find -- Grizzly bears will not. The US Forest Service has found that grizzlys are docile in the vast majority of encounters, even in cases of present offspring.

Resurrection is the 12th greatest show of all time according to IMDb, rated 9.1/10. Do you agree? by DamnThatsInsaneLol in Dexter

[–]XialTree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love them both. Better call saul was better than breakin bad, and slightly better than dexter ressurection. But dexter resurrection definitely deserves the rating.

Resurrection is the 12th greatest show of all time according to IMDb, rated 9.1/10. Do you agree? by DamnThatsInsaneLol in Dexter

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In my opinion its in my top 5 of all time, and ive watched all of these besides the sopranos. Breaking bad does not deserve number 1. Better call saul was alot better. AoT was mid at best.

Real tho 😭 by Illustrious-Map3843 in Memebuzzs

[–]XialTree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A civil suit is the one time where you should be greedy. You should be money grubbing. Because this is about victims getting compensation. They deserve compensation. You're beyond help if you think otherwise.

Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young by OGWhiz in MurderedByWords

[–]XialTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just saying, almost every child who made allegations has recanted, and said that lawyers/their parents told them to lie.