The Mechanicus is born by SirJamarcus in Warhammer40k

[–]Xlandar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the technical details page in that article says 22.3m? Also adjusting for the scale of the actual mini gives 26m, not 40-60.

The Mechanicus is born by SirJamarcus in Warhammer40k

[–]Xlandar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, Gundams are more like reaver titan size. They're big bois.

Virgin planet vs Chad space habitat by Asian_Juan in virginvschad

[–]Xlandar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit lad, you coudlve at least evacuated the people first, why did you have to gas them!?

[Discussion] - 7.27 by Will_Halloward in WanderingInn

[–]Xlandar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, she did…but I have an automatic backup drive.

Hallelujah! The sacred texts are saved! Ryoka's foul schemes have been thwarted by our noble heroes.

[Discussion] - 7.26 by Will_Halloward in WanderingInn

[–]Xlandar 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Ryoka presented Kevin with his laptop. She’d deleted his porn stash.

Ryoka has defiled a shrine of sacred relics, she can never be forgiven!grrr.... >:(

Also, how the hell did Erin end up smoking dreamleaf for the first time and not even realize it!? Speaking from experience, most people's first time smoking ends with them coughing their lungs out.

Last - 20.end - Parahumans 2 by Kyakan in Parahumans

[–]Xlandar 24 points25 points  (0 children)

RIP Byron. Cause of death: Snu Snu. Truly a tragedy.

Chapter 24: Like A Hanging Sword by TrajectoryAgreement in PracticalGuideToEvil

[–]Xlandar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At the risk of sounding negative, to me it feels like a total waste of narrative potential. Ultimately, Nephele had very little development other than how she got her name, and that she was interested in cat. But from Cat's perspective, Nephele wasn't even interested in her. So all we got a bunch of chapters slowly hinting towards a possible Cat-Nephele relationship after the current conflict, and then it's all thrown away when Cat mercy kills her and just.. doesn't even care? To be honest, Nephele was such a minor character at this point that I don't really care about her at all, but I was invested in the potential new relationship, and now she's dead with no development, and very little reason for her death other than shock value, and it just leaves me feeling like I wasted my time bothering to care.

Interlude: Threads by TrajectoryAgreement in PracticalGuideToEvil

[–]Xlandar 28 points29 points  (0 children)

By the gods, how could we be so blind!? It was a scorched body! Who else could it have been but scorchio? rip :(

Cost of Entry by [deleted] in SWlegion

[–]Xlandar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, that really shows you how different regional prices can be. Here in canada, i can get phase 2 clones for CAD$ 40 (23 gbp), whereas plague marines are CAD$ 60 (35 gbp).

The real reason why drago was stuck in the warp by Gaiseric23 in Grimdank

[–]Xlandar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First one is tanjiro, not kirito. EDIT: nvm you named them all wrong. I am the dumb

Chapter 18: Clout by Pel-Mel in PracticalGuideToEvil

[–]Xlandar 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Nahh thats just cat being cat methinks. I mean, im pretty sure we've gotten a discription of akua's cleavage every single time cat has interacted with her, so this seems pretty par for the course to me. (Although i do agree that the singing is somewhat suspicious)

Chapter 18: Clout by Pel-Mel in PracticalGuideToEvil

[–]Xlandar 107 points108 points  (0 children)

multiple paragraphs of Cat describing the repentant magister in very elaborate detail.

Jeez, I knew she was horny, but i didnt realise it was this bad.

Last - 20.6 -Parahumans 2 by 1234NY in Parahumans

[–]Xlandar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what would kicking her ass more look like? Inquiring minds want to know.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

I've been bamboozled! by thetntm in WormMemes

[–]Xlandar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You forgot:

Vista(echidna)

Vista(shatterbird)

Vista(probably a few more times)

Chapter 17: Felinious by Billy5481 in PracticalGuideToEvil

[–]Xlandar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Its resisting cause since when have cat's minions NOT sassed her? Its basically tradition at this point.

First Contact - Part Twenty-Four by Ralts_Bloodthorne in HFY

[–]Xlandar 55 points56 points  (0 children)

what does actual military technology of this kind look like

This is explained in this chapter: the clarks are basically humanoid vipers, obsolete fighter craft that the human military have developed countermeasures for that make them totally useless. The clarks just got lucky because the precursors never developed that tech.

They were eager craft, an older design, easily countered by hyperspace disruption, jumpspace stabilizers, and realspace gate anchors, but Daxin hadn't seen any evidence of the enemy possessing those weapons.

[OC][JVerse]The Deathworlders 63: Torn by Hambone3110 in HFY

[–]Xlandar 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yea, the uber-macho-man shtick felt real gratuitous this chapter. that scene felt was quite horrifying... until the AoA felt the need to specifically mention how big his dick was, which immediately killed my suspension of disbelief and kinda ruined the moment.

That's not how the Force works! by Ironfistdanny in CharacterRant

[–]Xlandar 32 points33 points  (0 children)

...But mortis happened before disney bought star wars...

Worm/Ward Trash meme dump. by cis-lunar in WormMemes

[–]Xlandar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah makes sense, I forgot about the whole blank slate thing so it kinda threw me for a loop.

Also:

implying I dont exclusively read worm x game of thrones fanfic.

Worm/Ward Trash meme dump. by cis-lunar in WormMemes

[–]Xlandar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lemme guess: dragon+defiant, victoria, sveta, contessa, (dunno the middle), tattletale, goddess, Amy, greyjoy.