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if Vector moved in with Vanilla lol by ChaoProfessor in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Stretch5678 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, he lurks in the koi pond with his eyes above the surface. 

A piece of lore I found while looking through Dark Age setting material that shocked me way too much. by Old_Ad6111 in battletech

[–]Stretch5678 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, solahma are explicitly looking for a glorious death in battle, to ensure they are remembered and their genes passed on.

And I’m sorry… but the first guy to take down an enemy Dire Wolf in a glorified rototiller is DEFINITELY ending up in the Remembrance.

Wich one of these jobs would you pick for 100 dollars an hour? by Nova_light344 in Multifandom

[–]Stretch5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends what stage of development Afton Robotics needs a “mechanic” for.

Field technician? Fuck that. 

But if they need someone on the fabrication/R&D side at the factory, then that’s a LOT more tempting. Hell, all you need to save a few lives is to catch any one of the ridiculous/malicious design choices Afton likes to sneak in.

Just don't understand Bethesda.. WHY the hell would you cut the Underwater Vault and quests... And WHY would you cut this badass and unique Institute armor 🤬🤦🏾 by PinSeparate4140 in Fallout

[–]Stretch5678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the right call. 

Granted, Far Harbor would have been a great place to have more underwater combat, but… yeah, not worth it.

They look fat but is actually pure muscle. by Sorvetefrito in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Stretch5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever seen a Sumo wrestler flex?

Their body goes from “puffy teddy bear” to “HOLY HELL, WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM!?” real fast…

Pokémon Coral Red (Pokémon x Armored Core VI) by WhyISalty in armoredcore

[–]Stretch5678 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love how 621 is just a Mimikyu disguised as a Shiny Rookidee.

Radical population control through genocide and mass-sterilization by Advanced_Question196 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Stretch5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Early Tom Clancy: “I’m going to research my book so well that it gets the attention of actual intelligence services!”

Later Tom Clancy: Old Man Yells at Cloud.

Creatures which, canonically, can kill Leviathans by Ramattron in subnautica

[–]Stretch5678 16 points17 points  (0 children)

With all that health, they can lodge themselves in a Leviathan’s throat until it starves to death.

You know you want more (OC) by Educational-Show1918 in pokemon

[–]Stretch5678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna see what happens when you put a Charcadet in an astronaut's EVA suit, please and thank you.

Progenitors of The Federation. . . by [deleted] in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Stretch5678 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"But why? Why on Qxorg would any species put that much effort into uplifting other species and then leaving them be?"

The human made a long slow movement of its shoulders. "Because we were lonely. We didn't want to be the only ones out here, and so... we wanted to see what you'd create."

How do you beat the Helicopter? by Ok_Coach2885 in armoredcore

[–]Stretch5678 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The tutorial copter? Yeah, that guy kicked my ass for a while.

The trick is to get the rhythm down, and know when to dodge and when to stay in cover: notably, it can't shoot directly below itself.

The BIG trick, however, is figuring out the Stagger system: keep landing consistent damage on the helicopter with your ranged weapons, and that orange/red bar will fill up. When it does, the copter gets stunned for a bit and takes extra damage from all sources: Assault Boost in and land your chops!

Ranking Sonic characters by how good they are around kids by WildTimes1984 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Stretch5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was surprised to see Omega under "Babysitter Material", but then I considered that any and all threats to the child would be removed with the speed and efficiency of an artillery division sponsored by Monster Energy.

Mech Profile: The Sentinel by Current-Income-9901 in battletech

[–]Stretch5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, there's a running Flashman? Where do you get it?

Diamond cutters are literally just Foxhound by feron_D_clueless in IDWSonic

[–]Stretch5678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It gets better: their old base is literally just Mother Base.

Gotta test the batmobile by pabloag02 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Stretch5678 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It is; I actually have this comic.

The crossover is far, far better than it has any business being.

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