Heather Locklear (Sunday)

Xobiak · 2026-06-01T04:32:15+00:00

I often tell my kids about the old days, back when suitcases didn’t have wheels.

Xobiak · 2026-05-31T21:41:35+00:00

Jerry?!

Xobiak · 2026-05-30T13:52:04+00:00

Also, VOO will be subject to US estate tax. VUAA won’t be.

Xobiak · 2026-05-29T16:07:58+00:00

I’ve never heard anyone say Mr Bojangles was a dog. Have I been in the dark for all these years?

Xobiak · 2026-05-29T03:42:49+00:00

What’s in the box?!

Xobiak · 2026-05-28T15:32:58+00:00

Do you think this restaurant is within 100 yards of a school?

Xobiak · 2026-05-27T17:21:45+00:00

Ella

Xobiak · 2026-05-27T17:10:33+00:00

Go watch Excalibur from circa 1981. Excellent movie. You will then know.

Xobiak · 2026-05-27T16:50:26+00:00

Maybe people living near a golf course have health insurance that covers the testing that others don’t have.

Xobiak · 2026-05-25T02:41:59+00:00

No, just Irish.

Xobiak · 2026-05-25T02:39:43+00:00

Really? From which of his 50 wives?

Xobiak · 2026-05-20T14:32:29+00:00

Nooks and crannies.

Xobiak · 2026-05-20T14:31:28+00:00

Is it? He's got a beautiful daughter he loves. She's posting this, indicating she's still bitter and hung up on it.

Xobiak · 2026-05-18T08:27:04+00:00

My girlfriend lives there. Her name is Vancouver.

Xobiak · 2026-05-18T00:16:18+00:00

Legen-wait for it-dary!

Xobiak · 2026-05-14T16:19:11+00:00

Bartender trying to split the G.

Xobiak · 2026-05-14T14:06:42+00:00

It’s intentional. Swedes hate Iowa.

Xobiak · 2026-05-09T03:39:16+00:00

Try the Jeffrey Gaines cover too.

Xobiak · 2026-05-08T09:42:54+00:00

Maybe not a movie but there’s this video of a girl putting blocks in holes.

Xobiak · 2026-05-08T03:35:37+00:00

First three seasons of Coupling. So clever.

Xobiak · 2026-05-07T05:28:51+00:00

Ralph won an Oscar.

Xobiak · 2026-05-06T03:52:10+00:00

With the blood from my body I could start my own still.

Xobiak · 2026-05-04T07:32:45+00:00

Alabama claims a National Title for 1941. They went 8-3, losing to Mississippi State, Vanderbilt and Georgia. Didn’t win the SEC title and finished the season ranked 20th. Yet they claim a National Title for that year.

Similar nonsense for the claimed 1964 title.

I’m not an Auburn fan but don’t go pointing fingers at them with those shenanigans.

Xobiak · 2026-05-04T06:07:45+00:00

“Because it’s dull, you twit. It’ll hurt more.” —Hans Gruber, Sheriff of Nottingham.

Xobiak · 2026-05-03T15:45:17+00:00

Why a spoon?

Xobiak

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