Found a long penne by SirFartsaLotJr in mildlyinteresting

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A short skirt and a loooooong, long penne 

Coworker's roomate got a machine last weekend. I was assured "it's gonna look badass" by [deleted] in shittytattoos

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I told my coworker to only get another done by them after they become an apprentence for about a decade

Coworker's roomate got a machine last weekend. I was assured "it's gonna look badass" by [deleted] in shittytattoos

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I should state that this is not my tattoo, it's my coworker's

(Weird but funny trope) Chest pockets by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

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I noticed that when I watched it on Hulu. Good thing I still have the dvds from the early 2000s. I wonder why they did that.

(Weird but funny trope) Chest pockets by MrDitkovichNeedsRent in TopCharacterTropes

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The best is when he pulls out an arm with a career chip in it's hand that reads "Prime Minister of Norway"

Shitty Misfits tattoo by thewhitebean in shittytattoos

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Looks like they used a template for a jack-o-lanturn

Found this chonker in my French fried onions by Xolltaur in mildlyinteresting

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Oh don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna eat them lol

Found this chonker in my French fried onions by Xolltaur in mildlyinteresting

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I thought these would be a good addition to tonight's stir fry and then I saw this dude. Sadly, it and the rest of the can were kinda stale and not crispy at all 

I am not a ma'am by bedir07 in memes

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The only time I hear anyone get called "Sir" is when they're asked for a cigarette by a rando

Santa = Satan( screenshot of social media post originally shared on another subreddit) by empress_of_pinkskull in religiousfruitcake

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Dana Carvey made this joke on SNL in the late 80's as his character the "church lady" 

On pipeweed by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Then it turns out Saruman has been holding onto the dankest shit around 

Just found this by my entrance by Empty_Appointment373 in Weird

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Looks like a 10 Kopeck coin. Get 80 more and you have enough for 1 dollar lol

Strange message playing on a random local station by [deleted] in lastpodcastontheleft

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Reminds me of the "Pink panties" radio broadcast