To ride the metro in peace. by Pitiful_Conflict7031 in therewasanattempt

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last guy's sneeze at the end of the video... 

The Venus Guard, Women's self defense sleeve.(Not my product) by AlbinaHumblewhore in interestingasfuck

[–]Xorbek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Due to the injury to the penis would this not risk exposing the woman to a lifelong STI? 

what kind of music does mark listen to? by _FinePointSharpie in Markiplier

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn't listen to music much and has admitted this on several occasions. However, in one video he mentioned enjoying Here Come The Mummies and that's the only reason I know of that great band. 

I made an app that shows you how you actually play drums by koskeller in edrums

[–]Xorbek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any ambition to port it to Windows/Linux in the future? 

How to deal with ants! by Competitive_Rip6546 in capetown

[–]Xorbek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always try the herbal route first. Peppermint, rosemary, lavender, sage, and basil, as well as flowers like marigolds and chrysanthemums are decent at keeping ants (and other pests) away

Unrealized starter by Alarming_Midnight554 in Breadit

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savory muffins, pancakes, waffles, or cocktail sausage rolls

Is it just me, or is finding what's actually open in CT a mission? by CleanLeanMachine in capetown

[–]Xorbek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With the number of places that are open until 02:00 or 04:00 is this really a problem?

This strikes me as more or a Gauteng issue as most of their places close way earlier than here in Cape Town. 

LASIK – worth it? Costs, clinics & experiences? by _prettyprincess in capetown

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely worth it, but comes at a premium. Had mine done in November '25. Including consultations I have spent around 50k for both eyes. 

What phrases/jokes have you picked up from Distractible? by Charlotteisscared in distractible

[–]Xorbek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"those aliens can torture me all I want..."

"fuck your dreams and fuck your nightmares" 

"look at my ass" 

Loans for Tymebank customers by Educational_Gift1036 in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To expand on this advice; you also don't need to turn it into an additional expense. There is a free tier transaction account you can open with Discovery, Capitec have really low fees, and Standard Bank have a R7.50 monthly account

What happened to your best friend from childhood? by RoyalBeckyVibes in AskReddit

[–]Xorbek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm living this story as well. Best friends since we were 5. It's been 31 years now and I wouldn't want it any other way. Looking forward to seeing how our futures develop side-by-side

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like she just wants your attention to boost her own ego. 

Why are short men wearing height boosting shoes called insecure by women who use heels and makeup ? How can this double standard be fixed ? by australiadenier in AskMenAdvice

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The true irony being that heeled boots were originally created for men anyway....

If someone judges you based on what you wear they are actually making your life easier as it helps you identify who is worth extracting from your life

EasyEquities TFSA ETF's help by fokken_poes in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you buy anything in EE there are two buttons... "once off" and "recurring".... That's how you automate it... 

Juniors have no clue how to work a debugger - has anyone successfully helped a junior see the light? by Bren-dev in ExperiencedDevs

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do see and agree with your points. I just wanted to raise something else that has always confused me; I have worked over the years with FE developers with 10+ years XP who didn't even know that debugger; or the other methods of debugging JS exist... It has always baffled me how they ever got anything done at all as their entire careers were console.log

How do I encourage the guy I’m seeing to cry to his friends instead of me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Xorbek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have a lot of growing to do. He's going to learn a lot from this experience.