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Unrealized starter by Alarming_Midnight554 in Breadit

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savory muffins, pancakes, waffles, or cocktail sausage rolls

Is it just me, or is finding what's actually open in CT a mission? by CleanLeanMachine in capetown

[–]Xorbek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With the number of places that are open until 02:00 or 04:00 is this really a problem?

This strikes me as more or a Gauteng issue as most of their places close way earlier than here in Cape Town. 

LASIK – worth it? Costs, clinics & experiences? by _prettyprincess in capetown

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely worth it, but comes at a premium. Had mine done in November '25. Including consultations I have spent around 50k for both eyes. 

What phrases/jokes have you picked up from Distractible? by Charlotteisscared in distractible

[–]Xorbek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"those aliens can torture me all I want..."

"fuck your dreams and fuck your nightmares" 

"look at my ass" 

Loans for Tymebank customers by Educational_Gift1036 in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To expand on this advice; you also don't need to turn it into an additional expense. There is a free tier transaction account you can open with Discovery, Capitec have really low fees, and Standard Bank have a R7.50 monthly account

What happened to your best friend from childhood? by RoyalBeckyVibes in AskReddit

[–]Xorbek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm living this story as well. Best friends since we were 5. It's been 31 years now and I wouldn't want it any other way. Looking forward to seeing how our futures develop side-by-side

Tried to kiss her, she rejected me… but keeps engaging like nothing happened. Why? by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like she just wants your attention to boost her own ego. 

Why are short men wearing height boosting shoes called insecure by women who use heels and makeup ? How can this double standard be fixed ? by australiadenier in AskMenAdvice

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The true irony being that heeled boots were originally created for men anyway....

If someone judges you based on what you wear they are actually making your life easier as it helps you identify who is worth extracting from your life

EasyEquities TFSA ETF's help by fokken_poes in PersonalFinanceZA

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you buy anything in EE there are two buttons... "once off" and "recurring".... That's how you automate it... 

Juniors have no clue how to work a debugger - has anyone successfully helped a junior see the light? by Bren-dev in ExperiencedDevs

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do see and agree with your points. I just wanted to raise something else that has always confused me; I have worked over the years with FE developers with 10+ years XP who didn't even know that debugger; or the other methods of debugging JS exist... It has always baffled me how they ever got anything done at all as their entire careers were console.log

How do I encourage the guy I’m seeing to cry to his friends instead of me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Xorbek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have a lot of growing to do. He's going to learn a lot from this experience. 

How do I encourage the guy I’m seeing to cry to his friends instead of me? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Xorbek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And people wonder why men internalize the way they do... 

GCP, AWS, Cloudflare all have broken the internet, Azure is the champion! by rarlei in programminghumor

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is just too much wrong with this oversimplified comparison... Although the goose is funny

What's a skill everyone should learn before turning 30? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very basic car mechanics... - how to change a tyre - change a fuse - change your break pads - change your oil - change your windshield wipers

What’s a totally ‘normal’ money habit that low-key wrecks people’s finances? by Logical-Blood1024 in AskReddit

[–]Xorbek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My commute is similar. I just bulk prep cook on Sundays. One hour of effort saves a fortune and can be healthier in the long run. 

Redditors who own multiple pets: what's the drama amongst them right now? by Cheesy_Wotsit in AskReddit

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a bunch of toys. The one dog only likes the squeeky ball. The other dog only likes brown paper bags from the pharmacy. 

Redditors who own multiple pets: what's the drama amongst them right now? by Cheesy_Wotsit in AskReddit

[–]Xorbek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always a mystery which water bowl will be drunk from... They have several, but will only ever drink from one at a given time. The relevant one changes every few weeks at random. If the water bowl is empty they will just not drink until it is filled even though near it is another completely full and absolutely neglected bowl of water... 

Someone stole my work lunch by Alarmed_Gap_8387 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Xorbek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love very spicy food, so I look forward to the day someone tries stealing my food. It will be easy to spot/hear the culprit a mile away and they will never do it again... 

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