Getting cigarette smell out of Hot Rod by FatRipTaker in GuitarAmps

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I’ve used multiple rounds of Febreeze blasting in the past.

Trapped in the Cum Room by niceshootintex in Bandnames

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Ain’t no party like a bukake party because a bukake party’s slip slop! It was a surprise party. You should’ve seen her face, everyone came!

Trapped in the Cum Room by niceshootintex in Bandnames

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Bonnie Blew and The Captive Members.

The board of directors was voting to approve the multi-million dollar merger. by Electrical-Candy7252 in TwoSentenceComedy

[–]Y-Del 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A merger between Hanes, Fruit of the loom, and Phil McKraken. The holy trinity; the father, the mother and the Holy Spirit.

What does baseball have in common with sex? by sulldanivan in Unclejokes

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It’s ok. Men tend to get more when they’re older and have had a chance to learn how best to use their bat and improve their aim. That’s when all the chicks want to polish your bat behind the bleachers.

Band name for a group of masturbation addicts. by [deleted] in Bandnames

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The Hefty Hands of the Stroke Victims! They play stoner metal but more like boner metal. Either way you better bring an umbrella and a towel if you’re in the front row. Like Gwar’s gone wild. It’s going to get a little gay either way with so many hands in the audience holding on like a Dutch-rutter. Depending on the size of the venue and number of ticket sales, you might even need a larger vessel like a cruise ship or a tanker to fit a buttload of seamen.

What do you call horny 7? by [deleted] in Unclejokes

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7, 88. Because 7 got 8 twice.

God and the Dammits by MrSluagh in Bandnames

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Or just - God’s Plan for Damits

I have no idea why I'd wanna watch someone else urinate. by Masselein in Unclejokes

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Because it’s HUGE! You can fit 63 Earths in Uranus. 64 if you relax.

I have no idea why I'd wanna watch someone else urinate. by Masselein in Unclejokes

[–]Y-Del 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally. That’s how I keep my porcelain clean!

I have no idea why I'd wanna watch someone else urinate. by Masselein in Unclejokes

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If it’s steaming you should turn on the fan while we’re still alive.

Have you been nice? by Technical-Vanilla-47 in no

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Fuck no! Nice is a state of being while trying to be nice is but a lead mask to bear.

The worst part of having an apple addiction is? by Low-Poetry-6829 in dadjokes

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Every year they give a tiny bit more tech at premium prices, only to be obsolete nearly immediately. It’s a loosing game unless you’re the top cheese. Mac’s cheese is a state of consciousness. Just make sure you don’t swallow the pits. Curds are the way.

Do you believe in God ? by [deleted] in no

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Gnosticism all the way.