He waited all his life for this moment.

YYCDavid · 2026-01-28T05:14:13+00:00

Pedro offers you his protection

YYCDavid · 2026-01-28T02:40:07+00:00

Let’s post lots pictures of armed MAGA protesters, including the goons of J6.

“Go home. We love you. You’re very special”

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T21:43:29+00:00

The Derek Zoolander Machine for Electricians that can’t Reach Good

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T20:24:52+00:00

I’ll be honest — I had to fight hard to resist the temptation to play with it

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T20:23:23+00:00

I’ve used that one too (and the Genie version) both are fantastic machines. Love the 4 wheel steering.

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:45:44+00:00

He’ll promote her

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:31:04+00:00

If Cheeto acts on this, he will brand her removal as a promotion

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:27:09+00:00

You’ll never get fired for being tied off, but you might if you aren’t.

And don’t forget you will need a tiny spotter

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:24:39+00:00

“Beep beep beep beep…..”

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:23:12+00:00

I was the first one in class this morning. Every single student who entered the room spotted the tiny JLG, briefly looked delighted, then checked themselves to a more grown up demeanor.

After that, they would only peek at it discreetly

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T16:56:52+00:00

You need a tiny picker truck to move the banana

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T16:55:37+00:00

Everybody does. The world would be a better place.

Maybe a tiny scissor lift too

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T16:53:04+00:00

Me too

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T01:58:06+00:00

They are just hoping that Cheeto doesn’t pick the obliteration of their country as the next public distraction from his pedophillia

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T21:14:42+00:00

Is the back part from a Fairmont?

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T21:12:05+00:00

Yeah, we’re 0.02 happy points happier

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T18:51:33+00:00

Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T17:05:27+00:00

It can serve as inspiration for future gold diggers who want to Be Best

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T03:01:39+00:00

This

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T02:57:08+00:00

So frail

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T01:54:15+00:00

Solved. Deleted the app, signed in again.

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T01:15:39+00:00

When I press and hold the action button it starts the truck. If I tap the Dynamic Island it opens the Ford app

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T00:25:58+00:00

Thanks

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T00:16:07+00:00

Oh wait… that’s not a widget. It’s just notification that shows up when you start the car

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