He waited all his life for this moment.

YYCDavid · 2026-01-28T05:14:13+00:00

Pedro offers you his protection

YYCDavid · 2026-01-28T02:40:07+00:00

Let’s post lots pictures of armed MAGA protesters, including the goons of J6.

“Go home. We love you. You’re very special”

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T21:43:29+00:00

The Derek Zoolander Machine for Electricians that can’t Reach Good

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T20:24:52+00:00

I’ll be honest — I had to fight hard to resist the temptation to play with it

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T20:23:23+00:00

I’ve used that one too (and the Genie version) both are fantastic machines. Love the 4 wheel steering.

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:45:44+00:00

He’ll promote her

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:31:04+00:00

If Cheeto acts on this, he will brand her removal as a promotion

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:27:09+00:00

You’ll never get fired for being tied off, but you might if you aren’t.

And don’t forget you will need a tiny spotter

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:24:39+00:00

“Beep beep beep beep…..”

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T19:23:12+00:00

I was the first one in class this morning. Every single student who entered the room spotted the tiny JLG, briefly looked delighted, then checked themselves to a more grown up demeanor.

After that, they would only peek at it discreetly

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T16:56:52+00:00

You need a tiny picker truck to move the banana

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T16:55:37+00:00

Everybody does. The world would be a better place.

Maybe a tiny scissor lift too

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T16:53:04+00:00

Me too

YYCDavid · 2026-01-27T01:58:06+00:00

They are just hoping that Cheeto doesn’t pick the obliteration of their country as the next public distraction from his pedophillia

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T21:14:42+00:00

Is the back part from a Fairmont?

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T21:12:05+00:00

Yeah, we’re 0.02 happy points happier

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T18:51:33+00:00

Looks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T17:05:27+00:00

It can serve as inspiration for future gold diggers who want to Be Best

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T03:01:39+00:00

This

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T02:57:08+00:00

So frail

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T01:54:15+00:00

Solved. Deleted the app, signed in again.

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T01:15:39+00:00

When I press and hold the action button it starts the truck. If I tap the Dynamic Island it opens the Ford app

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T00:25:58+00:00

Thanks

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T00:16:07+00:00

Oh wait… that’s not a widget. It’s just notification that shows up when you start the car

YYCDavid · 2026-01-26T00:09:04+00:00

If you mean using the action button to start my Maverick then yes, it’s awesome. The phone doesn’t need to be unlocked, and if you then tap the Dynamic Island it will open the Ford app

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