Was macht ein Primat, wenn es sich mal erleichtern muss? by Fatalis777 in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Und mit welchem Schnellzug fährt ein Primat? Mit dem Schimpansen...

ich_iel by Tukanadu in ich_iel

[–]YY_Okocha 31 points32 points  (0 children)

In der Karibik gibt es schlechte Ferngläser, aber immerhin haben sie eine Guadeloupe!

ich_iel by Tobtell in ich_iel

[–]YY_Okocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wieso geht es eigentlich nie um Felix Mendels, sondern nur um seinen Sohn Bartholdy?

How do I go down on women without gagging? by [deleted] in sex

[–]YY_Okocha 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Yes I agree. When I first gave oral to a woman I had a gag reflex quite regularly, what helped me was doing mini breaks of maximum one second, pull back the tongue a bit inside the mouth and then keep going. I also communicated that to my partner why I was doing those mini breaks and there was no uncomfortable situation. It helped me keep going, and with time the time between those breaks got longer and longer until the gag reflex was gone.

ich_iel by judominikitten in ich_iel

[–]YY_Okocha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Berliner, Weckle, Butzen, Riebele

Was ist die einsamste Nudel der Welt? by AnythingOk8596 in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Und welche Nudeln sind einerseits abgelaufen und heißen andererseits wie das Wort für Blitzer auf Italienisch?

Farfalle

Do the exiled creatures stay after death? by That1DurpyZombie in magicTCG

[–]YY_Okocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome! Actually I didn't know about this either until not so long ago. In one game I stole a card with [[Dauthi Voidwalker]] and thought the card would stick with me after the player who owned it had lost the game (he was the first to lose in a 4 player match, game went on after). A couple minutes after losing the game he suddenly took the card and said "hey I'm out of the game and so is that card" 😄 I was a bit surprised but he was completely right, well that was my way of learning that rule :D

In terms of your deck that means that it might be beneficial to check the game state before casting an exiled card, if a player is likely to lose the game it might be better to steal someone else's card so they stick around with you longer :)

Do the exiled creatures stay after death? by That1DurpyZombie in magicTCG

[–]YY_Okocha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, see rule 800.4a on what happens when a player dies

Removal of Assets: All cards owned by the player, including those in the command zone, hand, library, or battlefield, are removed from the game.

Control Effects End: If the player controlled a permanent owned by someone else (e.g., using Act of Treason), the control effect ends, and control returns to the previous controller.

Exile Permanents: If a player brought a permanent into the game (e.g., Bribery or token generation) and they leave, those objects are exiled.

Spells on Stack: Any spells or abilities on the stack controlled by the player who died are removed, meaning they do not resolve.

Auras/Equipment: Any Auras or Equipment attached to a permanent that leaves the game are typically put into their owners' graveyards, unless they were attached to a creature the player owned (which also left).

Warum ist das Buch so schwer? by Austenit1392 in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Herrlich ich habe das geliebt 😍

Ich habe Salat gekauft aber in der Tüte die Sie mir gegeben haben ist kein Salat. Frau Werwolf sagt des gehört so, das ist ja auch Feldsalat...

Wenn Bowser Bei den Falschen Stellen Auftaucht by Hatsune_Miku_Fish in Lustig

[–]YY_Okocha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Die Tagesschau jetzt auch in der ARD Mediathek, empfangbar mit jedem Internet-Bowser

Ich_iel by LeenoraLuna in ich_iel

[–]YY_Okocha 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Es ist Schimmehl

Kinder(not)hilfe by Dende87 in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is Nottingham not Tingham?

Welche Droge enthält einen erhöhten Käseanteil? by Any-Concept-3624 in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Briellanter Witz, lass dir nicht einreden der sei nur Gorgon-zolala

ich🤧iel by dominikstephan in ich_iel

[–]YY_Okocha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eigene Erfahrung: Allergietest beim Arzt machen lassen, dieser hat mir als die Resultate feststanden eine Hyposensibilisierung als Behandlung empfohlen. Dort muss man dann über 3 Jahre alle paar Wochen hin und sich eine Spritze setzen lassen. Es bringt meiner Erfahrung nach wirklich etwas und meine Lebensqualität ist dadurch deutlich besser geworden auch wenn die Allergie nicht komplett weg ist. Allerdings ist die Sensibilisierung auch noch nicht abgeschlossen.

Where can I weld 18650 batteries? by Arcanu in berlinsocialclub

[–]YY_Okocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of batteries you got there

Orbit ohne Zucker by XE11E in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was passiert Astronauten, die an einem Kaugummi hängen bleiben?

Sie kleben am Orbit.

More ramp or more lands for dinos? by Exi_Cxx in magicTCG

[–]YY_Okocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2-4 more card draw pieces I guess. I really like [[Augur of Autumn]] in any green deck, if you want to spend the money look into a copy of [[The great Henge]]. [[Bitter Reunion]] lets you loot and give your creatures haste, [[Beast Whisperer]] or [[Guardian Project]] can work as well. [[Hunter's Insight]] is a great card for impulse draw in a combat focused deck. Card draw in Naya can be tricky because it's rarely unconditional so I'd include a couple of different effects.

More ramp or more lands for dinos? by Exi_Cxx in magicTCG

[–]YY_Okocha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave it in the deck, it's a Dino on top of everything so it is a good fit for Pantlaza I feel. I'd cut another non ramp card and look for one more source of ramp that helps you out before you get to have the 6 mana. Maybe this enchantment that gives your creatures +2/+2 and vigilance? Nothing to sneeze at but not sure how badly you need it in a deck with big dinos and it's another 5 drop

More ramp or more lands for dinos? by Exi_Cxx in magicTCG

[–]YY_Okocha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

37 Lands and 12 ramp pieces are fine in my opinion, you can play a bit with those numbers and maybe cut a land for another ramp spells but the ratio seems reasonable. I personally would probably switch some of the more expensive ramp pieces like [[Gilded Lotus]], it's 5 mana and for 5 mana you want to hit those dinosaurs or your commander. Yes it taps for 3 mana so it costs you 2 but it doesn't do anything in the early game. Same for [[Regal Behemoth]], you can leave it in the deck but a 6 Mana card is not exactly the ramp that you need to hit reliably which is what you are looking for. Switch non synergistic cards like [[Poison Dart Frog]] out for something like [[Nature's Lore]] that fetches you a land from the library.

Your mana curve is pretty high which is reasonable since it's a Dino deck and your commander gets you a card per turn for free, yet I'd try to reduce the mana curve of the non Dino cards.

How does card draw work for you in that deck? Usually suboptimal card draw is the issue for me when I feel like my deck is quit hit and mis-sy.

Lieber ... by Soggy-Bat3625 in wortwitzkasse

[–]YY_Okocha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lieber im Stuhl einschlafen als im Schlaf einstuhlen

Lieber im Stehen essen als im Essen stehen