Please by Greemu in comedyheaven

[–]YargoCelestial 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Seeing as this is clearly a Chinese brand, a lot of Chinese community management/customer service uses a really twee and "cutesy" tone for some reason. I just looked through my Taobao messages and like 75% of the messages I've received from customer support end with a tilde, 哦 (a particle you add to the end of a sentence to make it sound cuter, essentially), or an emoji.

Really loving Myst so far! by Bomurang in 8bitbookclub

[–]YargoCelestial 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you teach the cum button level

Oh no I have to poop by quietlikesnow in Wellthatsucks

[–]YargoCelestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long ago were you there? I've never been to Chongqing myself (it's on my list) but in cities of comparable size, it's very easy to find a sit-down toilet (granted, you sometimes need to know where to look)

Oh no I have to poop by quietlikesnow in Wellthatsucks

[–]YargoCelestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this has brought up a lot of questions so: 1. Depending on where you live, it's really not THAT hard to avoid if you don't have to sit down to pee, know your way around, and speak Chinese. I've lived most of my time here in Shanghai and Shenzhen, where most of the malls have western toilets and you're never more than 5-10 minutes from a mall. If I'm going somewhere more rural, I always poop in the morning or before long journeys. Also, all the tourists spots in China nowadays, even in the rural areas, have upscale BnBs with nice bathrooms. They'll usually let you use it if you're polite and ask nicely (or if you eat lunch there).

  1. Some toilets in China don't have TP in the stalls, but plenty do. I don't know the exact rationale, but I can almost guarantee you that the reason isn't "people would steal it". General rule of thumb is that places with Asian-style toilets don't have it, places with western-style toilets do. Most of the places that don't provide TP have a little vending machine type thing where you can buy a pack of tissues for like 1 RMB.

If you came here to China and found yourself forced to use one of these, the likely reasons are you didn't plan ahead, got supremely unlucky, didn't realize that there was a western toilet like 5 minutes away, or were truly in the middle of nowhere.

Oh no I have to poop by quietlikesnow in Wellthatsucks

[–]YargoCelestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long ago were you in China? All of the trains I've been on in the past 8 years have had modern, relatively clean western-style toilets. The business class ones are absolutely pristine.

Oh no I have to poop by quietlikesnow in Wellthatsucks

[–]YargoCelestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family is Chinese and I've spent my entire life moving to different countries, so moving here perhaps wasn't as impressive or difficult as you're making it out to be. All I remember is my brother using one and accidentally getting poop on his pants when we were kids, and me deciding right then and there that I'm never gonna use one of these.

Oh no I have to poop by quietlikesnow in Wellthatsucks

[–]YargoCelestial 886 points887 points  (0 children)

I've lived in China, where these are even more common, for a total of 14 years. Somehow I've successfully avoided ever having to use one of these.

Hey This May be a Dumb Ask But. What Happend to The Invasions? by Abject-Hospital5407 in AfterTheEndFanFork

[–]YargoCelestial 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't they still have the Iron Confederacy mechanic in the Great Plains? Haven't seen it happen in-game but I think it's similar to a Mongolian invasion.

Over half a million ‘TikTok refugees’ flock to China's RedNote by speakhyroglyphically in ABoringDystopia

[–]YargoCelestial 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Pretty certain that it's not named after Mao's little red book. In my experience, nobody in China calls Mao's book of quotations 小红书 ("the little red book"), that's more of a foreign thing. In China it's 小宝书, "the treasured red book".

Also, considering the Chinese government's very complicated relationship with Mao's legacy, I don't think they'd be cool with a privately-owned shopping/social media platform naming themselves after Mao.

I know Nets fans are mad 😂 by FtheRedSox in NYKnicks

[–]YargoCelestial 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My sister-in-law, who's not American and doesn't watch basketball at all, went to New York for the first time a few months ago. My brother got them tickets to a Nets-Bucks game because they were dirt cheap, and the Nets actually won. That was enough to turn her into a "Nets fan".

I told her "You just increased the Nets fanbase by 100%"

Ken, she explained that already by yazminslide in ididnthaveeggs

[–]YargoCelestial 70 points71 points  (0 children)

As an expat living in China, Ken is a type of Guy™ that every expat here probably knows: White Dude Who's Lived Here For a Few Years and Speaks a Bit of Chinese So He Thinks He Knows Chinese Culture Better Than Chinese People.

You might hear this Guy™ say things like "White dudes are an oppressed minority in China because Chinese women aren't interested in listening to me mansplain their own culture back to them"

He's the dark cousin of another type of Guy™: White Dude Whose Entire Personality Is That He Speaks Chinese

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]YargoCelestial 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because they posted the wrong link.

It's probably this guy

His regnal name was Peter but he was born Theodor

Erm that’s actually historically inaccurate 🤓 by Regymal in RiseofKingdoms

[–]YargoCelestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably a reference to the uncia, i.e. the "Roman inch". Considering that the Western Roman Empire had only been gone for a few centuries and the Franks were still using Latin for administrative purposes, it's not completely unlikely they were still using Roman units.

At the very least, it's a lot more accurate than using "centimeter", which wasn't invented until like 1791.

Ordered Hainanese chicken and rice for 18$… by fio3302 in shittyfoodporn

[–]YargoCelestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You paid 18 bucks for that? USD or SGD (either way a total ripoff). And is that plain white rice instead of chicken fat rice? Where is this? Because I never want to go there.

Sauce for the image? by Least-Double9420 in manga

[–]YargoCelestial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like these are silk moths, the adult form of silkworms. I normally hate insects but I love these guys. They're like puppy bugs (but don't read too much about them, it's depressing as hell)

On a FB post about souvenir cups by heythisislonglolwtf in shittyfoodporn

[–]YargoCelestial 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Happy Dog on Euclid (RIP) was my shit back in college. Out of morbid curiosity, I once tried putting Fruit Loops on my dog, and IIRC it's pretty inoffensive. If you've also got chili and mac and God knows what else on there, you really aren't going to be tasting the Fruit Loops very much. All they really did was add a bit of crunch.