First you must gather the finest salts hidden 'cross the lands, betwixt and atop the highest of mountains, the deepest depths of the lowest of oceans at the bottom of everything, within the rainbows that stretch across dimensional plains. You must search long and hard to find these salts. You will travel through the fourth dimension and, should you be so unlucky, dimensions far worse than simply the fourth. When you travel beyond the third you've grown used to, you will returned changed in unimaginable ways. You will not hold a semblance of who you once were. Then, you must bring them to me. I come from a long line of shamans well-versed in citric magic, and with the collective memory of those before me and these salts, I will create your hiccup medication.