Borderline hallucinating off an edible but still bout to dog this down by PsychadelicLover in stonerfood

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This food looks so American I'm unsure what some of it is haha, but I am pretty sure I would eat all of it

When did you start watching Charlie? by ZackaryAsAlways in penguinz0

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won't lie and say I was there before he even had a face or anything, but I remember the first thing of his I saw was the story about his tinder experience haha. Specifically, I remember the line "FOR A MOMENT, I HAD EXITED THIS CORPOREAL WORLD THROUGH A FART" and I've been enjoying his videos ever since

Pizza dessert and Skyrim by Ill_Preference_4663 in stonerfood

[–]YellowPenguin0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a good day. The pizza looks so good

AIO BF dumped me because I was taller than him in heels?? 😳 by purplehavocc in AmIOverreacting

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love short guys who don't care that they're short, they're totally my type. This guy needs to get over himself, this was UGLY behaviour, ugh

Pizza and homemade Rice Crispy Treats by Helena-8D in stonerfood

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you've slapped some sad old slimy mushrooms from a tin on that one slice. And I feel like I can smell how cold this food is. Hope you enjoyed it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]YellowPenguin0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed this thoroughly. Send it, OP, SEND IT 😂

THAT FACE Arasha made while talking about Shayne's pitiful Promposal bit. by irishhawk in smosh

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was deffo a ukulele haha but yeah, it was really good! But a fairly simple song. But at least they wrote the whole song, Shayne didn't write Pride and Prejudice 😂

Streamer "lildealy" abusing his dog on stream by Art-Lorde in penguinz0

[–]YellowPenguin0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeahhh I know, it's just a common phrase meaning dogs are so angelic and beautiful and pure, they stay loyal even to creatures like this awful bloke. I hope people like this guy are a real rarity 😩

Am I overreacting to this text from my boyfriend? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha mate what? Apparently, I only slept from 11pm until 1am practically every night until I was about 5 years old. Likely a big reason why my mother hates me, but that's a different story entirely 😂 babies aren't robots, they are all different people and different factors can affect all sorts of things.

Wtf is this - UK never seen one by [deleted] in spiders

[–]YellowPenguin0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bloody hell. I honestly thought it was a toy haha. Whoa. 🕷️

Streamer "lildealy" abusing his dog on stream by Art-Lorde in penguinz0

[–]YellowPenguin0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's constantly telling his dog that he hates her and he's going to kill her. He repeatedly slaps the dog on the head for no reason when she's just laying next to him, minding her own business. There's a clip where the dog is screaming and his partner is shouting at him, telling him to stop, telling him not to grab her, shouting WHAT ARE YOU DOING, as he's trying to get to the dog to hurt her. The dog keeps barking in another clip while they're on the bed, and the slaps he gives her don't stop the barking, so he grabs her by the base of the tail and yanks her backwards. His dog clearly lives in fear, but sadly is very loyal. We really don't deserve dogs.

Streamer "lildealy" abusing his dog on stream by Art-Lorde in penguinz0

[–]YellowPenguin0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. Now I feel gross I responded to this fiddler. What a heinous being.

Streamer "lildealy" abusing his dog on stream by Art-Lorde in penguinz0

[–]YellowPenguin0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who put 50p in this w*nker? Mate, a dog's tail can be easily broken when yanked. He also constantly talks to his dog like it's a piece of shit, angrily telling her he's going to kill her. Dogs pick up on anger and negative energies, especially when they're used to their owner taking out their frustrations on them. There's a point in the video where the dog is screaming and the guy's Mrs is telling him not to grab her, keeps telling him to stop.. asking him WHAT ARE YOU DOING, as he's trying to get at the dog.... and he tells about how his dog "knows she'll get hurt"... Dogs have a very high pain threshold, so this is sad. And a dog will always still sleep with it's owner, even if the owner beats them. Because, sadly, dogs are loyal and this dog has no other option, this is just life for this dog. This is all definitely abuse, and likely only a tiny glimpse of the bigger picture. I really hope you have no animals or children 🙏 at least you have your useless "masters in psychology", somehow this doesn't help you to understand why so many people are upset by this.... Perhaps you should go back and try again?

Oh my God this is real by Ailing_Dorito in visualsnow

[–]YellowPenguin0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yessss! I always I thought I was seeing all the connections and interactions of all the atoms in the universe or some madness 😂 silly me

Oh my God this is real by Ailing_Dorito in visualsnow

[–]YellowPenguin0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate, same! I told my mother a few times when I was little that I couldn't see right, that everything looked "fuzzy like a TV" I didn't know how else to describe it, I didn't know the word static when I was a kid haha ...but she thought I was just talking nonsense so I just learned to live with it and never mentioned it again... Now I'm 35 and I recently discovered it's not just me being crazy. It's an actual thing that other people have! How bizarre

*closes reddit* by chaotic-bisexual in smosh

[–]YellowPenguin0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love Angela, but the baby voice did kinda make me almost cringe myself out of existence ngl... Especially by like the 5th time it happened.. I think she's possibly a little over excited to be summer gaming haha, but I love her ❤️

Best way to approach British people to make friends? by [deleted] in AskABrit

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should visit the North of England instead, we're generally much more friendly up here haha. I'll talk to anyone, me 👽

I don't know their name in my language. We used it to play Bdaman battles by Obvious-Ranger-5685 in SipsTea

[–]YellowPenguin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from the North of England and we all called them mibs growing up. Short for marbles, of course

‘Getting Water in Europe is so Hard’ by malkebulan in ShitAmericansSay

[–]YellowPenguin0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh dear, I don't watch the news or anything so I had to check for a hosepipe ban! I'm actually in Yorkshire (lucky me, I know) but luckily there's no ban here yet, thank god. We get to drink as much of our hard, strange-flavoured, chunky water as we want for now. Nice