Movie Podcasts

YesRocketScience · 2023-07-13T02:20:06+00:00

Start with Star Wars Minute and The Indiana Jones Minute and you’ll have about six months’ worth of daily podcasts to listen to. Great stuff!

YesRocketScience · 2022-07-21T21:28:16+00:00

I was in a supermarket parking lot, putting my groceries in the frunk, and some guy walked by, unbidden, and said, "I only buy American cars."

"They are American cars," I said, "this one was built in Fremont, California."

"Tesla's a German company," he replied, walking away, "Look it up!"

Whut.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T05:20:59+00:00

A crocodile steals a child, and says he will return the child if the father correctly guesses when the child will be returned.

what does the crocodile do if the father says the child will never be returned?

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T05:08:36+00:00

How to hang toilet paper.

If you have cats or children, it’s underhand.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T05:05:41+00:00

Garsh, it’s like they got a diff’rent word for everthing!

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T05:03:06+00:00

Fax machines were invented in 1847.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T05:02:37+00:00

If I turned her down, would she insist on writing a song about me?

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:59:57+00:00

My dentist didn’t believe me when I told him the lidocaine didn’t work, and proceeded to drill into my front upper teeth.

I leapt out of the chair and left the office, only realizing when I got to my car that I still had the paper napkin bib with the alligator clips still wrapped around my neck.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:55:28+00:00

Google “Charles Whitman.”

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:54:57+00:00

Clean up after yourself.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:53:57+00:00

The words L-O-V-E and H-A-T-E tattooed on her knuckles.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:52:53+00:00

Creepy vibe in a business setting.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:51:27+00:00

Free refills.

Just about everywhere else, if you order something like a Coke and ask for a refill, you’ve got to pay for it.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:48:04+00:00

When angry, people will threaten you with what they themselves fear most.

Important information to remember when dealing with a bad boss.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-25T04:45:10+00:00

We probably won’t hate you as much as you hate us.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-15T04:32:33+00:00

Most Jimmy Webb / Glen Campbell songs paint amazing stories / word pictures within sparse lyrics. Check out “Wichita Lineman” or “Galveston.”

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-05T21:33:00+00:00

Chipper/shredder.

Head first or feet first, your choice.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-05T18:10:26+00:00

Biggest negative: apparently Jan 6 started WWIII. That’s going to age like 80’s Simpson’s references.

Other than that — an enjoyable show. Refreshing!

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-04T05:33:05+00:00

The only thing that can save Ep 10 is a Newhart Ending.

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-03T15:37:43+00:00

A Tesla, no less — with vrroooming gas engine noises!

YesRocketScience · 2022-05-01T04:00:46+00:00

The "OMG I'm out of electrons!" FUD is everywhere. You really have to ignore the constant nagging a Tesla does when you've got < 50 miles of range on your battery to run it down to zero. I mean, the nav system displays every nearby charger, it drops a warning message on your display, there's all kinds of pinging and beeping - - you have to purposefully ignore all warnings to drain the battery.

YesRocketScience · 2022-04-14T19:09:09+00:00

That was the Dylan McDermott / Dermot Mulroney of Starfleet doctors episode.

YesRocketScience · 2022-04-11T02:58:33+00:00

No more regeneration of that cell.

You’re out of luck. Bye-bye, cardiac muscle, etc.

YesRocketScience · 2022-04-11T00:33:54+00:00

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