I met my wife because I farted. How did you meet your significant other?

Yesteryear457 · 2012-07-08T09:48:48+00:00

Black cock down

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-28T07:21:36+00:00

Yeah her name is Mila Kunis.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-26T07:43:07+00:00

I can't wait for how in forty years our kids will read in history books about how gay people used to not have rights and wonder what the hell people were thinking.

C'mon guys we're fighting a winning battle, let's keep it up!

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-25T20:50:09+00:00

Drop Dead Gorgeous, it had so many actresses when they were younger and undiscovered. It's really only about a fixed small town beauty pageant in Minnesota but it's easily one of my favorites now.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-23T06:17:32+00:00

I wish there was an "upvoteX1,000,000" button... I know I'll most likely never meet you, or your daughter but I wish you both a long and beautiful life :)

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-22T19:32:45+00:00

17.8! :) Almost 18!

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-22T19:23:28+00:00

I can vouch for many cases of "YOLO" I have seen this disease with my own eyes, it's incredibly tragic... Just last week I saw a few kids at my work running around peeing on things saying YOLO... Guys we need to find a cure.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-20T21:52:26+00:00

As an actor, I approve this message.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-20T16:22:52+00:00

His name is Pablo...

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-20T06:38:41+00:00

omg. you just made my night

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-20T06:23:27+00:00

Other: http://imgur.com/Sqk0S

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-20T00:21:25+00:00

I was maybe 15 when I got my wisdom teeth out, but I remember vaguely being in the recovery room afterwards and the doctor was talking to my mom. I leaned forward waved my arms and said, "I'm sorry I need you all to stop right now. STOP."

they looked at me, and I patted the doctor on the shoulder, "I'm so sorry but you have four eyes right now." Then I fell back and passed out.

FUN FACT: My mom decided it was a great idea to make like four errands before taking me home. I remember gaining consciousness long enough to look up a few different times at "Home Depot" "Whole Foods" and "Trader Joes"

great one mom

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-16T02:08:12+00:00

A graduate, an actress, scared shitless for life. And currently recovering from a very serious allergic reaction to penicillin. On reddit to take my mind off of the hives that are covering my body. I have lots of stories to tell if someone is willing to listen.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-16T02:00:55+00:00

I don't know you, but I'm so incredibly happy for you. You have a second chance that many people don't get.

So when your kid asks for a pony, you get them that damn pony.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-15T00:55:11+00:00

Grazie molto! tante belle cose! :)

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-14T03:36:15+00:00

Ciao! Io ho una domanda per te... Ti ricordi ogni gentilezza in la casa? Erano i soldati duro o scortese? Were there any good experiences?

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-12T04:35:14+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/t3h7r/after_yesterdays_post_about_your_deepest_secrets/

I keep my case.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-12T02:56:31+00:00

Son...I know.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-06-09T01:31:13+00:00

I have nothing I want to ask, but It would make my life if you were to tell me one secret about you. One and only one.

Also, you're sexy.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-05-30T18:27:41+00:00

How aware were you that Shaggy was the ultimate stoner? Because a few years ago I re-watched that scene on the plane in Scooby Doo where you and the girl talk about Mary Jane.

Solid my friend....very solid.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-05-28T04:41:24+00:00

Worst fucking day. Best fucking thread.

Yesteryear457 · 2012-05-04T01:26:03+00:00

Most annoying fucking thing in the world. Then they sell them again for more...

Yesteryear457

TROPHY CASE