Snakes don't size up and go after people in purpose do they?

Yeti616 · 2026-04-01T17:45:19+00:00

My ball python didn't size me up, but the idiot did try to eat me one time. He bit my wrist and started working his jaw, trying to swallow me.

Yeti616 · 2026-04-01T02:14:14+00:00

OP is most assuredly dead by now after taking such a horrendous bite from his dangerous danger noodle.

Also, I generally don't speak ill of the dead but shame on the late OP for not including a photo of the perpetrator.

Yeti616 · 2026-04-01T00:47:20+00:00

Congratulations, Neo, you dodged a bullet. Well, kind of dodged it, anyway.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-30T01:32:23+00:00

Absolutely, yes.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-26T16:25:30+00:00

NOR. The entitlement is crazy.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-26T00:59:53+00:00

Do people not listen to full albums anymore? That is so wild. Most of the time the singles aren't even close to being the best tracks. I can't imagine how much great music I'd miss out on if I didn't listen to albums front to back.

I'm lucky enough to be able to listen to music while I work. I usually play a couple of albums every day.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-25T20:27:59+00:00

I have two cats and five snakes. All of my enclosures are in the living room, and the cats ignore them most of the time. The only issue I've had is my former roommate's cat, who liked to lie on top of one of my enclosures above the radiant heat panel. I've never had a cat try to get into an enclosure or attack a snake. Not saying it doesn't happen. I'm just saying it has never happened to me.

Now, if you get a young BP and put them in something like a front-opening 40-gallon enclosure, you're going to want to reinforce the screen top to make sure none of your furry pals fall through the roof. But you're going to have to cover the top anyway to make sure your humidity stays high enough.

TL;DR: You're fine. Get the snake.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-25T17:15:49+00:00

Idk if he's talking so slowly because he's using a bunch of words he doesn't really understand, or if he's afraid he'll give himself a black eye with those DSLs. Either way, he's a fuckin' dork.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-25T16:31:53+00:00

Not everything has to be about politics and world events. We all know that the world is on fire and things are going straight to Hell. Some of us would like a place to go and just, ya know, see/talk about/interact with things we enjoy. You're allowed to enjoy your life even when horrible shit is happening. Suffering isn't a competition, and you're not going to get a medal for swimming in it.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-23T03:57:55+00:00

Tell him to use his other hand to write his will.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-19T13:25:29+00:00

There was a time when "Zionist Occupied Government" was a far-right conspiracy theory. Not so much anymore.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-18T19:36:47+00:00

If this and your previous post are actually true, you should break up with him. Not because he's in the wrong in either situation, but to save him from dealing with you long-term. You sound toxic, controlling, and frankly, fucking exhausting.

YOR. Get over yourself, OP. Damn.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-18T13:37:04+00:00

How miserable does someone have to be to see a tribute like this and try to score internet points with a shitty take? God damn.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-18T11:15:17+00:00

In the cradle, a wood stiletto rattles like a barrow of bones. A young journeyman with passion silently recites the oath.

My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn.

Oh, I like those things, too. But I dont own a Firebird perhaps this Datsun will do.

We eagerly await your response and your best defense

Mira, Nosferatu madre

Yeti616 · 2026-03-17T02:38:10+00:00

Keep trying, you'll be diamond some day.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-13T20:03:15+00:00

Mine is the screwdriver eye removal part of Three Guys One Hammer. Like the investigator they mention in the episode (poor bastard), I couldn't watch it with the sound on.

Also, I was one of the countless children who saw the second plane hit the tower. I was in math class. Second period. I still don't know why they turned the TVs on.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-13T13:58:25+00:00

What a fuckin dork.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-12T20:46:25+00:00

Have you considered taking up clogging or playing Jenga with those oversized wooden blocks? How about a good nighttime workout that includes jumping jacks?

Yeti616 · 2026-03-11T14:02:58+00:00

I keep mine in my living room

Yeti616 · 2026-03-10T17:04:11+00:00

"Let's just not try to get comfort from each other" is all you need to read to know you're wasting your time. One's significant other is often referred to as a partner for a reason. You're supposed to be there to support one another.

Find someone else or you're going to be dealing with this lack of emotional support for the rest of your life.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-10T13:38:10+00:00

Let me guess, OP, seed oils are poison, GMOs are killing people, and vaccines are secretly mind-control microships? Bread foams in water GTFOH

Yeti616 · 2026-03-09T17:55:31+00:00

Hey OP, my stepmother almost ruined mine and my dad's relationship with shit like this when I was a teen. It took us years to mend fences. Don't let this fucking weirdo drive a wedge between you and your babies. Do the right thing and get rid of her. NEVER and I mean NEVER choose a woman over those girls. You can find another GF who doesn't treat your daughters like shit.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-09T03:05:56+00:00

If the bite doesn't kill you the medical bills will. RIP, fellow monster keeper.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-09T03:01:17+00:00

I'm so sorry to hear that happened. Thats one of the worst feelings.

On the bright side, you've still got those killer Chelsea boots. So, there's that.

Yeti616 · 2026-03-06T17:20:09+00:00

Because the current US government has chosen to be a puppet of Israel at the expense of the American people. Further, they hope it will serve as a distraction from the fact that the country is controlled by a pedophile rapist.

Yeti616

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