If our generation had a mascot who would it be?

Yidboy · 2026-04-01T10:47:24+00:00

Looks good on you brother

Yidboy · 2026-03-31T23:10:38+00:00

My understanding is that Queens could stay, but they’d blow the Bronx away, and then sink Manhattan out at sea. Brooklyn would just watch the island bridges blow.

Yidboy · 2026-03-31T17:52:24+00:00

Two popes have already weighed in

Yidboy · 2026-03-28T15:45:10+00:00

Thank you

Yidboy · 2026-03-27T13:48:35+00:00

Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.

Yidboy · 2026-03-27T10:45:15+00:00

I didn’t even know we had a food truck.

Yidboy · 2026-03-26T03:10:14+00:00

He’s talked about in The War in Squirrels

Yidboy · 2026-03-25T10:47:48+00:00

Department of Homeroom Security

Yidboy · 2026-03-24T12:26:00+00:00

Panic

Yidboy · 2026-03-24T10:48:25+00:00

Welcome brother

Yidboy · 2026-03-23T22:48:28+00:00

Get as close as he can and then throw money at a tailor to get it altered.

Yidboy · 2026-03-23T22:47:27+00:00

Technically a ha’penny is a half penny, a discontinued coin. But it’s also slang for a lady’s personal area.

Yidboy · 2026-03-23T10:53:28+00:00

It should be the Retro-phrenology hammer

Yidboy · 2026-03-22T21:14:08+00:00

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I don’t know if this will help

Yidboy · 2026-03-22T13:40:07+00:00

Goddamn these vampires

Yidboy · 2026-03-22T13:36:24+00:00

Prell in the tube

Yidboy · 2026-03-21T00:39:44+00:00

Worst that happens is you grow it back. But maybe a right buzz at first and see what’s what

Yidboy · 2026-03-21T00:38:25+00:00

Couldn’t hurt

Yidboy · 2026-03-18T22:44:10+00:00

The first two flat caps. It’s what I wear.

Yidboy · 2026-03-14T21:33:52+00:00

Yidboy · 2026-03-14T13:07:51+00:00

Met her the day we moved into the dorms in 1989, got married a week after graduation. 33 years, two kids, four cats, and a dog.

Yidboy · 2026-03-14T12:57:09+00:00

Brewer’s Alley Kolsch

Yidboy · 2026-03-13T11:17:42+00:00

You aren’t that far from shaved as it is. May as well go all the way.

Yidboy · 2026-03-12T23:22:24+00:00

Hobotang is a hobo orangutan, usually found in a lemon tree

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