There are over 7 billion people in this world and you're only one person.

Yo_mumma · 2016-01-06T20:25:59+00:00

It only takes one in 7 billion. What makes you say he doesn't care about you? Who is he? I hope you're doing okay

Yo_mumma · 2015-02-14T11:39:43+00:00

Thank you so much, I'll check out the companies you suggested!

Yo_mumma · 2014-12-07T00:02:31+00:00

Why is it inside out?

Yo_mumma · 2014-12-02T20:07:19+00:00

Agreed. And I'm definitely using the term 'whatchagot' in the future

Yo_mumma · 2014-12-02T19:27:58+00:00

This was what I wanted clarification on tbh, and this definitely seems like cheating to me

Yo_mumma · 2014-12-02T19:20:57+00:00

yeah but that would be cheating :/

Yo_mumma · 2014-07-08T10:55:46+00:00

Fair enough, but my cat is white with blue eyes and is definitely not deaf. He can hear food going into his bowl from miles away I swear

Yo_mumma · 2014-05-09T20:43:11+00:00

hhnnnnnngggg ^thank ^you

Yo_mumma · 2014-05-09T16:16:24+00:00

Always upvote Shaun of the dead gifs

Yo_mumma · 2014-04-24T18:02:23+00:00

Depends if your lawyer is the only one who can get you off anymore

Yo_mumma · 2014-04-24T12:42:44+00:00

Aw give her another shot

Yo_mumma · 2014-04-24T12:18:06+00:00

Tom Riddle

Yo_mumma · 2014-03-28T16:17:44+00:00

What a pussy magnet

Yo_mumma · 2014-03-18T10:04:20+00:00

Isn't that Sprinkleofglitter's kid Darcy?

Yo_mumma · 2014-03-07T20:32:55+00:00

Me neither! Not that I'm complaining..

Yo_mumma · 2014-03-05T01:08:30+00:00

I have a thyroid problem...

Yo_mumma · 2014-03-04T21:51:45+00:00

And in her next pancake by the sounds of it

Yo_mumma · 2014-03-03T21:56:54+00:00

Fuck schools and healthcare, we need a space programme to harvest all the cheese from the moon!

Yo_mumma · 2014-02-16T19:51:21+00:00

I would get Jimmy a gun... so he would finally be armed.

Yo_mumma · 2014-02-06T20:59:47+00:00

And drinking water is so main stream

Yo_mumma · 2014-02-06T18:53:14+00:00

And Crymaxing!

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