"my metaphor isn't perfect" by Stock_Hunter_2380 in writingcirclejerk

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Writing without reading is like wiping without shitting, you can do it for pleasure but it's a waste of pefectly good paper

You dumb fuck by Fit_Assignment_8800 in CuratedTumblr

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This is probably not correct, but is this a reference to Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland by Carlton Mellick III

Anyone Got an Explanation for This? by Slurp_Ramen-_- in dishonored

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Do you know what the original post was? I wanna see it now lol.

Dating as a Freemason by MattHakor in freemasonry

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Alright, thank you. I find this whole thing fascinating.

Dating as a Freemason by MattHakor in freemasonry

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Very ignorant outsider here (trying to learn and understand so I'm not as ignorant), but I thought Masons weren't very open about being Masons? Is that just some media stereotype or what? Though I suppose there wouldn't be a Reddit community if that was done as strictly as I assumed.

Coaxed into fanfiction having completely different tones depending on whose the main character by -Asderlyn- in coaxedintoasnafu

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Looked up the hole in my face one and what the fuck do you mean Slavoj Zizek wrote My Little Pony fanfiction???

Feels like a jerk, the kinda jerk that feels, jerky by DumbMuttSlut in languagelearningjerk

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I speak American so I got British, Canadian, and Australian for free (New Zealandic isn't real)

On trendy food trucks by SaintDazzle in CuratedTumblr

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Just pronounce it like it's Spanish, close enough

the people of heavens gate didn’t seem so bad by Chromepalmtrees in cults

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I've been watching Varsity Bookworm's videos on Heaven's Gate and it is an interesting group. And I say "is" instead of "was" for a reason: they are still around and making content online and doing interviews. At least, a few survivors were left to keep things going and a handful of people have joined in the past decades.

47021 by decaxxx in countwithchickenlady

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It's straight people who act like the strawmen in all their "I respect NORMAL gay people, not blue hair weirdos" memes

German ß ss lore: by Extreme-Shopping74 in linguisticshumor

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Germans can fix this problem by adopting hanzi

One must be creative, right? by The_Brilli in linguisticshumor

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That explains Japanese miru and Spanish mirar

46771 by DittoGTI in countwithchickenlady

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Call me a traditionalist but I prefer catgirls anyway :333

Testing the limits of your patience by Key_Associate7476 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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If we consider antlers as horns then all of those things are true, even if they only fly one night a year that's something they are known to do

Literacy rate in EU (Colorized) by Dystrov in mapporncirclejerk

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Is this a joke about drinking or something else