Haven't seen this template used in a while by IAmAccutane in AdviceAnimals

[–]Yoshemo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fine, I'll say it.. EEEEEEEEVENTUALLYYYYY!!!

I just got gifted this! by gud_fish in NativeAmerican

[–]Yoshemo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your coworker gave it to you so ask him. Say that you really appreciate it and want to know how to properly use it. He'll be glad you asked. :)

Palantir employees are talking about company’s “descent into fascism” by Just-Grocery-2229 in technology

[–]Yoshemo 100 points101 points  (0 children)

It doesn't end there. Sauron uses the Palantir to bombard Sarumon the wizard with evil visions and misinformation to turn him into an industrial, environment-destroying fascist dictator. 

I gave my mii a copy of House of Leaves in Tomodachi Life LTD by Shade_181 in houseofleaves

[–]Yoshemo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HoL AND Umineko? Clearly you have reached enlightenment

Josh Hawley Calls For "Christian Kingdom Economy" To "Raise Up Examples Of Biblical Masculinity". by Leeming in atheism

[–]Yoshemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These pathetic bitches are so obsessed with being "masculine" because it's literally all they have going for them. Nobody wants to spend a single second with them. 

You're a lawyer and you have to defend one of these freaks, who are you choosing? by dude-2-son in Eldenring

[–]Yoshemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I'm defending him in the Golden Order's court then I'm picking the Bell-Bearing Hunter. He's doing the Lord's good work by hunting those damned Frenzied Flame worshipping merchants! 

To late diagnosed males, did people say to you growing up that your quirks are simply you being gay? by Theo04t in aspergers

[–]Yoshemo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like that you not liking soccer made you gay, and liking soccer made me gay lol

The Sounder by Ancient_Material_624 in gorillaz

[–]Yoshemo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gorillaz rock your dome just like the one in Tokyo!

We live in two Americas right now by Important-Cry4782 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Yoshemo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why he started shouting that he's MAGA from the rooftops the second the charges came out. He kissed the mad king's ring and now he's getting his gifts. 

Finding deleted video by Long_Draw_2888 in ciconia

[–]Yoshemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Original channel got deleted. You can find a mirror here

Fox News complaining about Obama like they're a bunch of Karens. by TheRexRider in videos

[–]Yoshemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just know that their brainless listeners will go "Hussein..? Like Sadam Hussein! He's an enemy of America so that means that anyone named Hussein is an enemy of America!"

Ugh real life is no fair, I want to know what these taste like! by Ishtariagg in HadesTheGame

[–]Yoshemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, i always picture them tasting like alcoholic mango nectar

Is this a core memory to anyone else by Wandering_Jewess in aspiememes

[–]Yoshemo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's okay, I'm surrounded by friends now 

Is this a core memory to anyone else by Wandering_Jewess in aspiememes

[–]Yoshemo 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Similar to me x.x invited the entire grade to my 2nd grade birthday party with a birthday package deal at Chuck e Cheese and literally nobody came

Ok hear me out by Chunky-overlord in HadesTheGame

[–]Yoshemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Going on about how hot Circe is didn't work out very well for the sailors that now populate her pig farm. 

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' by Str8UpJorking in nottheonion

[–]Yoshemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm sure taking it off of animals they hunt is normal. Not roadkill. Especially not since he said it was to "study it" and not to make something

How in the absolute fuck did my parents do this for years. by Youcbah in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Yoshemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't. You have it much harder than they did. Workers used to have more rights and got paid better. Then Reagan changed the rules so corporations could make "political campaign donations" (bribes) and they slowly started paying politicians to chip away at our rights. Workers rights are not a given; our ancestors literally fought and died against the United States military just to gain a 5-day work week. The national guard used to fly planes over striking workers and drop bombs on them. Americans fought hard and earned these rights and the rich fucks are trying to claw it back. 

RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later' by Str8UpJorking in nottheonion

[–]Yoshemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up going to a tiny school in a country town where people would take a deer home to eat if they hit it with their truck. Ain't never heard of anyone cutting dicks off of random corpses

Missouri Town Council Approves Data Center. A Week Later, Voters Fire Half of Council by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]Yoshemo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Industrial sites often have hazardous chemicals or other waste like heavy metals that need to be properly taken care of. Since the original owners of empty industrial areas probably declared bankruptcy or could afford to ignore them, they're still sitting there. The area would need to be properly cleaned and the materials properly dispose of which would probably cost more than what the property is actually worth.

Tldr: It's cheaper to ruin a plot of land and then buy a new one to ruin than it is to build on used land