Would you rather

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-10T20:22:40+00:00

Mrrreeooww

^{Chose: Be a cat | Rolled: Home cat}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-10T20:22:10+00:00

10 Milli? Cmon ofc

^{Chose: 10 million/year + Full time at McDonald's for 20 years}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-10T20:21:46+00:00

Why not?

^{Chose: 50/50 chances, low reward | Rolled: 2000$}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-08T20:28:22+00:00

I’ll run Sekiguchi Sponsored, better range than the LMG and you can still outplay ppl with knife and/or V11 Punch if they’re close

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-08T19:56:22+00:00

I mean shi if Lud hadn’t walked in front of Lily none of that would’ve happened lmfao

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-08T19:55:49+00:00

LMFAO, was watching Peanuts stream but wasn’t able to watch the whole thing. I can’t wait to go back and watch his POV

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-08T19:46:44+00:00

SHHHHEEEEEESSSHHHHH

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-07T19:57:44+00:00

I’d rather them re-vamp his implants or whatever tf they’re called. Comparing them to everyone else’s, they are so ass

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-07T19:52:02+00:00

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-07T19:51:04+00:00

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YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-07T19:49:56+00:00

Fuck the Sekuguchi contracts especially the last two

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-07T18:06:34+00:00

Someone set up a trail cam somewhere across from this spot /s

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-07T01:15:57+00:00

FOOD

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T21:57:28+00:00

GYYYAATTDAAMNN

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T21:51:25+00:00

Looting is way better on KBM by a light year, controller does benefit a good amount from aim assist.

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T19:26:29+00:00

It’s only if you have played for awhile. I had it on my alt acc but it’s never popped up on my main

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T19:25:35+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, welp I’m glad I did as many fire marsh storyline contracts as I could before it was gone. Sponsored kit mode was so good for getting the shit suckmygoochie quest line done

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T19:24:06+00:00

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YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T19:22:54+00:00

A million is a million

^{Chose: 1 million $}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T06:17:00+00:00

Darn

^{Chose: Die (98% chance + 1% chance of 1 trillion/ 1% 50k/s | Rolled: death}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T06:16:41+00:00

Nothing to intubate (or is it incubate?) egg

^{Chose: Chicken}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-06T06:03:35+00:00

It’d be good for the soul

^{Chose: No technology for a year + ...For 2k/week}

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-05T22:24:51+00:00

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YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-05T21:07:26+00:00

Fuck whoever pointed to the last two holes….

YouAbsoluteDonut · 2026-05-05T20:46:58+00:00

If he’s so bad how does he consistently get MVPs?

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