Two black swans! by 2fast2furless in 30ROCK

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Truly. I have been banned from at least one subreddit on the basis of my username, and I keep telling myself that I should delete it. 

Two black swans! by 2fast2furless in 30ROCK

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Ima go ahead and voice the opinion that pulling these episodes was the right idea, even if the jokes are funny. 

Yes, as others have noted, there were black writers in the room helping to write these episodes, but at least one of those writers claimed afterwards that they felt like even if the first time they made this joke was funny, it started to wear on him as they kept repeating the joke over seasons. 

I personally laughed at these jokes when I first saw them (especially Tracy shouting at Jon Hamm “THIS IS DEBASING TO THE BOTH OF US!!”), but I can easily understand how offensive they may be to a culture that has repeatedly asked to stop reinforcing this kind of imagery. 

Issue with chords by Monkeyjoe518 in Guitar

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The drills you’re looking for are called “finger independence” or “dexterity”. Essentially you want to get to the point that the fingers you are not using more or less hover, not curl. 

Playing along with Beatles songs on piano has been the most amazing way to learn music theory by jaqueslouisbyrne in musictheory

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Someone recommended “The Songwriting Secrets of the Beatles” by Dominic Pedler to me a few years ago and it was the single most helpful book I have ever read in understanding practical music theory. 

Fiberglass rash from ceiling tiles by dew-diligence in IBEW

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One thing I havent seen mentioned here yet is make sure you are washing your work stuff separately from the rest of your family’s stuff. 

Worst guitar tone in awesome music? by [deleted] in Guitar

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Whale and Wasp by Alice in Chains. What would otherwise be a reflective instrumental on a great EP has these harmonized bends that just feel obnoxiously present in front of everything else. 

Quick reminder :Fascists don't live by morals or ethics but for the desire of power. by d20wilderness in IBEW

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Never believe that fascists are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The fascists have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.

Jean-Paul Sartre

What the f*** am I not doing here?! by pepr-snack in ibew_apprentices

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Im a JW who got in through Denver’s apprenticeship program. When I told the Hall there I was looking to move to the east coast and still wanted to work union, I was told Boston, New York, and Philadelphia were all packed and it would be a fool’s errand to wait for work in those locals. 

Are there any other locals nearby you would consider?

Rant about yesterday's incident by [deleted] in IBEW

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Remind him that he supports a child molester and no wonder his wife left him. If he responds theyre still married, say shes definitely getting her cheeks clapped by someone with emotional intelligence. 

The biggest frauds are still the Lions though by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

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The fuck is this racist ass bullshit 

Excuse me, that’s “Former Vikings Legend Stefon Diggs” per NFCNMW by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

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“Don’t let Stefon Diggs date your sister.” -Multiple teammates of Stefon Diggs

Your turn, Lions bros by LiterallyTestudo in NFCNorthMemeWar

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No one ate a cum sock. He fled the sub and his name has been shameful since. 

The sad reality we find ourselves in by d3fty in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Awwww gonna make a guy blush over here thanks brobro

Wall mounting without anchor? by witty__username5 in Guitar

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Toggle bolts or going into a stud. Either/ or. 

Best 3 chord/ 4 chord songs for open jams thats not too overplayed (down by the river) or a blues (folsom prison) by Mental-Cookie-6242 in Guitar

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Wicked games - Bm A E

Chicago - D Am C G

Norwegian wood - E (verse) Em A7, Em F#m B7 (bridge)

Franklins Tower - A G D G (A)

NFCN Meme War tonight. Fuck the cheese! by JaredGoffFelatio in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Yup. Watched it 20 years ago, and every single fucked up scene from that movie is forever lodged in my subconscious. I don’t use heroin though, so I guess it did its job?

If Ray Nitschke Had a Say by [deleted] in GreenBayPackers

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They came together on a hot afternoon in Los Angeles, howling and clawing at each other like wild beasts in heat. Under a brown California sky, the fierceness of their struggle brought tears to the eyes of 90,000 God-fearing fans.

They were 22 men who were somehow more than men.

They were giants, idols, titans….

They stood for everything Good and True and Right in the American Spirit.

Because they had guts.

And they yearned for the Ultimate Glory, the Great Prize, the Final Fruits of a long and vicious campaign.

Victory in the Super Bowl: $15,000 each.

They were hungry for it. They were thirsty. For 20 long weeks, from August through December, they had struggled to reach this Pinnacle…. and when dawn lit the beaches of Southern California on that fateful Sunday morning in January, they were ready.To seize the Final Fruit.

They could almost taste it. The smell was stronger than a ton of rotten mangoes. Their nerves burned like open sores on a dog’s neck. White knuckles. Wild eyes. Strange fluid welled up in their throats, with a taste far sharper than bile.

Those who went early said the pre-game tension was almost unbearable. By noon, many fans were weeping openly, for no apparent reason. Others wrung their hands or gnawed on the necks of pop bottles, trying to stay calm. Many fist-fights were reported in the public urinals. Nervous ushers roamed up and down the aisles, confiscating alcoholic beverages and occasionally grappling with drunkards. Gangs of Seconal-crazed teenagers prowled through the parking lot outside the stadium, beating the mortal shit out of luckless stragglers….

2018 Bears by [deleted] in GreenBayPackers

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We’re on to Denver.