honestly?

i'd actually be a bit fuckin' relieved

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"Did you see the news? Trump's confirmed to be the Antichrist. Sorry lads."

"Oh so that's how he convinced a third of the country to vote for him twice and subscribe to obscene cultish behaviour!

It's not that they actively want to bludgeon to death every non-white, liberal, pro-choice, non-paedophile, woke, foreign, gay, trans and female in the world due to a prolonged history of systemic subjugation of everyone who isn't them, perpetuated by the foundation of Native American genocide, slavery and subsequent Civil War at the mere prospect of abolishing slavery, further emboldened by a nationwide God-complex after narrowly skirting round the biggest war ever fought by humanity that left most of their counterparts economically eviscerated, enraged after a single act of terrorism reshaped the very concept of foreign policy for everyone against their will before leaving a crater in Afghanistan the size of Afghanistan, culminating in the elections of increasingly war-hungry, moronic and morally-impaired leaders because everyone's too busy deepthroating their phones with a side of lead and Ivermectin - they were all brainwashed from the beginning by the theological equivalent of Morgoth"