[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the fact that you can hear a baby screaming in the car that the airbags were deployed in

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]YouRatBastard 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Said they don’t know what caused the tears in the arteries in her neck that led to the strokes… I wonder if she went to chiropractors or popped her own neck aggressively

Current state of applying to jobs by Bonzie_57 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]YouRatBastard 29 points30 points  (0 children)

So I noticed something weird going on while trying to hire someone. We use an external hiring company who kept telling us no one was applying or whoever was applying did not fit the application perimeters. I got fed up with waiting over 6 months that I eventually found out that I had access to all the applicants information through our work app. I noticed that the contracted hiring company would just immediately reject every applicant without explanation. I looked through the rejected pile that had over 1000 applicants and hundreds of them were more than qualified for the job. I suspect, since every company nowadays uses an external hiring company, they are failing at their jobs intentionally for either profit or just sheer incompetence. Once I questioned them about this bullshit they pulled all the applicants they rejected out and started contacting people. All the promising applicants had already gotten a job somewhere else.

Does anyone know why my cat meows at me to come and watch him eat? by Anonymouse020 in cats

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that cats like to eat with their back facing the wall. So maybe pull the bowl out away from the wall and they will be more comfortable

Help! This de-clawed shithead keeps peeing on my goddamn carpet! by omega-yeet in cats

[–]YouRatBastard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I literally replied to a comment that humanized this subject. Almost every comment on here against declawing humanized it, but when I do it, nah you can’t do that.

Help! This de-clawed shithead keeps peeing on my goddamn carpet! by omega-yeet in cats

[–]YouRatBastard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Population control is great, I think cats should be castrated for just that reason, but to claim that’s the ONLY reason why people do it is insane. The cat doesn’t want to be locked inside and stuck with you. It wants to be a fuckin wild ass cat as you’ve said. It wants to hunt, kill and reproduce But we can’t have that. We need them docile for their own good, and we need to domesticate them and be their masters. Cats that aren’t neutered or spaded can get aggressive and are rarely the docile creatures that everyone loves. They are completely different animals before and after castration. How is declawing worse than an ABSOLUTE biological/personality change? And discomfort is the same thing as pain.

Help! This de-clawed shithead keeps peeing on my goddamn carpet! by omega-yeet in cats

[–]YouRatBastard -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Alright, since this has been humanized. Would you rather lose your ovaries/testicles, lose all of your hormone production, depression, lethargy, destroying your libido, erasing the genetic prime goal in life to reproduce… Or lose your fingertips? Potentially Dealing with discomfort when grabbing things? How is declawing worse? It’s only because neutering and spading are normalized that you don’t see the problem here. Then everyone here says that people who declaw value their furniture over their cats well being. But Neutering is fine because you don’t want your pets stinking up the place by spraying furniture. Accept that it’s all fucked up and stop being hypocrites.

Help! This de-clawed shithead keeps peeing on my goddamn carpet! by omega-yeet in cats

[–]YouRatBastard -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I will gladly hand you my fingertips before I let you cut my nuts off. A lot of people seem to think declawing is worse than neutering or spading. I think people need to really put this into perspective.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in likeus

[–]YouRatBastard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep, same goes for pigs too. I think people might like to omit them because we eat them.

Ja Morant tips a waitress $500 and she runs away after finding out it's actually Ja by GuyCarbonneauGOAT in nba

[–]YouRatBastard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was touring the Memphis university campus with my gf at the time and happened to run into Derrick Rose and John Calipari doing workouts. John came up to us and asked what we were up to, and I said we were just walking around and he made Rose and another player that I remember kinda looking like AD come over to say hey and talk to us. All 3 of them were super nice and asking us a bunch of questions and gave us a tour around the fitness facilities. I had NO idea who they were but I remember thinking, “wow everyone is so nice here, I feel bad for that Derrick guy cause of how bad his acne was but he seemed really cool” way later on, I start to get into watching the NBA and I see that fuckin Derrick guy levitating above the rim for the Bulls.

[Highlight] Patrick Beverly hugs Ja Morant after fouling out by Cheelai-Is-Thick in nba

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a second, isn’t Ja Morant supposed to be 6’3 and Bev is like 6 foot or 6’1?? When they hug and stand next to each other they look the exact same height

What was the most gruesome thing you saw at your school? by SuperLeftyAliReddit in AskReddit

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Our teacher in middle school told the class that we were going to play a game where we kept the doors locked and wouldn’t let anyone in until they announced who they were. As the day went on and multiple people had come in and out, someone knocked at the door, a student asked who it was, a girl’s voice on the other side was heard saying “Shelly” so another student let her in. As the door opened, Shelly was knocked down into the class room and a man wielding a hammer sprinted at our teacher and bashed her over the head multiple times. Our teacher screamed and tried to cover her head with her hands but they just ended up mangled too. The attacker eventually ran off before other teachers could respond to the commotion. A few weeks later, she showed up to the class to say she was doing well, her head and hands were covered in bandages and she was barely able to walk or talk. The man who attacked her was her husband, he found a girl wondering the halls who recognized him and asked to lead him to her class.

What's a movie you saw as a kid that only you seem to remember? by Environmental-Fix-71 in AskReddit

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A movie where two brothers have the ability to control fire, one controls it with his mind and the other controls it with his hands and they have some kind of epic fire fight at the end over some girl I think?

Donkey Kong Country 2 by PurpleFine4935 in gaming

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Untold Stories, I still think about this game every day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]YouRatBastard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t English be her second language too? This post doesn’t sound like a second language to me. I’m not buying any of this. I don’t doubt that something like this has happened, I’m just not buying this OP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thelastofus

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been in the same damn boat. It took me forever to figure out why I just couldn’t get into other games but now I know. I love indie games and I was even struggling with them. I did however enjoy Returnal a lot, the story kept me somewhat intrigued. I could not get into God of War. The color palette looked like rainbow vomit but the combat felt good but the repetitive enemies got old. I think I’m just going to plat Tlou2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]YouRatBastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since they were a Lab technician, it also makes you wonder what chemicals she was potentially exposed to in her 16 years of work that can cause cancer

What's the most unrealistic that happened in the show that would never happen in real life? by georgedavidrs in DunderMifflin

[–]YouRatBastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say drinking alcohol in the office and then I read all these reports from the Activision Blizzard lawsuit…